Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

We shouldn't have taught them to read either.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

B-b-but muh precious Batman TAS canon...

She was good as Joker's abused sidekick. Someone for Joker to talk to and feed exposition to, and yell at. Nothing more.
I dislike how prominent she's become, like she's Joker's equal. Joker shouldn't have a "wife". He's a solo act. Kind of like how Batman should be. Permanent sidekicks are annoying.

It's way too late for the Solo Bat. Dude has co-op buddies in every country in the world. He even has a cow.

[Tony Schiavone]

She doesnt have cool powers, or a great mind, or willingness to commit to evil.

She's just some bitch with a bat. Why or how she commands any respect is due to fangirls and not anything remotely logical or reasonable.

Doubley so now that shes ditched the Harlequin motif, and now looks like a rollergirl.
I used to feel sympathetic, but now I cant wait when the Joker inevitably betrays her.

[Keith Chegwin]

It's way too late for the Solo Bat.

It was too late for the solo Bat as far back as 1940

Why or how she commands any respect is due to fangirls and not anything remotely logical or reasonable.
Doubley so now that shes ditched the Harlequin motif, and now looks like a rollergirl.

Before she became a rollergirl she had a great visual. Great designs go a long way, it's basically how Sonic the Hedgehog has managed to survive all these years.

[Kugelfisch]

She was the OG western yandere. The kind of crazy you know you shouldn't stick your dick in but would be tempted to. Now she's just a regular fucked in the head slag. So, the sluttier, the better. High quality pump and dump material.

[Guest]

Great designs go a long way, it's basically how Sonic the Hedgehog has managed to survive all these years.

HQ survives due to pure autism. Gotcha.

[mad bum]

She was the OG western yandere. The kind of crazy you know you shouldn't stick your dick in but would be tempted to. Now she's just a regular fucked in the head slag. So, the sluttier, the better. High quality pump and dump material.

Proof that normies ruin everything.

[Guest]

She was the OG western yandere. The kind of crazy you know you shouldn't stick your dick in but would be tempted to. Now she's just a regular fucked in the head slag. So, the sluttier, the better. High quality pump and dump material.

Proof that normies ruin everything.

Expect her to be seriously overdressed in the next movie. Why WB isn't ditching that Birds of Prey shit and locking Margot Robbie down as Supergirl is beyond me.

[Guest]

Bendis has too far this time, he fucked up Superman status quo that was there since Rebirth: His son is now somewhere in Space, Lois Lane forced a separation on Superman (basically broke up with him but with hooks for them to get back together and Superman won't date anyone) because "I want to return to my journalistic roots and that means I don't have time to be a wife and mother!". Oh and she might have fucked Luthor

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, at least neither of them turned out to be trans. Or the whole deal got retconned via a deal with the devil AFAIK.