Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Their precious MCU continuity must fester and grow, like cancer.

[Guest]

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

[Kugelfisch]

Those are the people that think the Disney SW trash is canon.

[Guest]

It's one thing to not like Venom. It's a bad movie top to bottom and frankly in a saner and healthy society it would have flopped and ended the career of everyone involved. What gets me is twitter faggots with Thor in their avatar crying about how the MCU would have done it better. How absolutely devastated they are that now Venom will NEVER fight Tom Holland's Spiderman and how that's a crime against cinema.

When was Venom ever going to fight Baby Spider? All the marxist soyboys hate him for being from the edgy, big-tit '90s, and anytime he gets brought up with the filmmakers they literally can't hold back their hate for him. He was only in SM3 because the studio forced it on Raimi because Sandman is fucking gay.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's almost like Sandman was a strange choice to begin with, considering the rest of Spidey's rogues gallery.

[Guest]

It's almost like Sandman was a strange choice to begin with, considering the rest of Spidey's rogues gallery.

He's not much stranger than Electro or Lizardman who both got into movies, and certainly less strange than a movie with Chameleon or Kraven the Hunter would be.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, you had blokes like Rhino, Shocker, Mysterio or that weird vampire bloke. Why go with Sir Crocodile's lamer cousin? Or Dehydrated Clayface, to stay in capeshit territory?

[Guest]

I'm pretty sure it was because Raimi had some cool special effects shots he wanted to do. Especially considering that he rewrote Sandman and his backstory considerably to fill the role he wanted in the plot. He could have done that with any other slightly more minor villain people wouldn't care too much about. He picked Sandman for the powers, not the character.

[Guest]

I got a decent method of getting capeshit info if people are interested in laughing at Marvel and DC
Like DC has changed Nightwing again and are again trying to make him darker and edgier (though still willing to help people and kess edgy than Titans Robin), Batman broke KGBeast neck and left him to die, Superman told his son everyday he want to kill Batman, the edgier Nu52 Superman is back in a comic that Didio has name on it and Titans Hookerfire is a murderer in only episode.

Meanwhile Marvel has made Black Panther sister into the new Black Panther and Mar-Vell has been completely and utterly retconned from Captain Marvel back story to make closer to her MCU version, she's now half-human half-kree who needs no man to get her powers

[Tony Schiavone]

The Flash is pretty much my only favorite--only because the fastest man on earth is still a white guy.
No one ever seems to pitch a fit about that.

Also Aquaman, because while everyone else makes fun of him, he looks around and can say "I can breathe underwater and have my own supertech kingdom and my own hot wife as queen. Do you really think I give a fuck about any of you people?"
It took all of 15 minutes for Gotham and Metropolis to be underwater when the villains once briefly took over. Wash away all the filth in Arkham in one fell swoop. Have fun drowning in your Justice League office.


Shocker would have been much funnier in Spidahman if only for the name itself. Also why no Mysterio? He's the one villain that's true kino.