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Now I want to know who owns the rights to Arachne? Cuz I wants me a big-tittied Spiderwoman movie.
Friendly reminder that they made Lara Croft flat. What makes you think you'd get a big titty goddess? You'll get some bitch with smaller tits than a 14yr old boy and you'll love it, shitlord. This is Hollywood!
If there wasn't already thousands of reasons to murder every pedo and queer, shit like this happens.

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Keith Chegwin wrote:
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Why not both?
A trans lesbian did have a crush on me once.
So a gay man wanted to be gay with you, is that what you're telling us?
I think he was bi, actually. I didn't stick around to find out the details
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I think he was bi, actually.
So he was gay.

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Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Wed May 23, 2018 9:44 am

He was landosexual like all those degenerates, probably pedo and beastiality too if he is attracted to a furrball
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Post by Rushy » Wed May 23, 2018 8:40 pm

Just got done watching Evil Of Frankenstein. Pretty much a retread of classic Frankenstein shit, but pacy and with likable (anti)heroes. Cushing completely sells the whole thing of course, he is a legend.
It's only a shame that they abandoned the continuity from the first two films.
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Post by veris leta facies » Fri May 25, 2018 11:13 am

Black Sabbath (1963)

No, not any document about the band or anything. Mario Bava's horror classic which original Italian name is "I tre volti della paura" (The Three Faces of Fear), but for some unfathomable reason the translators decided that "Black Sabbath" would be a fitting name for the English market! Sabbath? The film has nothing to do with (((them))). Maybe it was some kind of statement about lazy unemployed blacks who are "always on Sabbath"? The band was inspired by this movie and changed their name to Black Sabbath after watching it. It's interesting to think would had they kept their old name Earth or would they be called The Three Faces of Fear (or just Faces of Fear) now if the film translators had kept the original name of the film?

It's an anthology film consisting of 3 circa half hour episodes and it's hosted by Boris Karloff, possibly the corniest hosting ever "VAMPIRES.. Is that one SITTING BEHIND YOU NOW?!". All three stories are quite good in their own way. The Drop of Water is the scariest one, I liked how a very simplified theme, a woman in a dark room, was made to deliver in such style. The Telephone is a pure giallo, one of the first ones of its kind along with The Girl Who Knew Too Much. Murdered calling, black leather gloves, knives, jazzy score, stunning Michèle Mercier.. mmm, what there's not to like? The stylized gothic atmosphere and family oriented plot of The Wurdulak reminded me of The Whip and the Body, another Bava film from the same time. Really beautiful cinematography, but this one could have been maybe 10 minutes shorter.

Shutter (2004)

This Thai horror film does best it can to copy the early 2000s J-horror Ju-on, Ringu etc. and I don't remember seeing a movie with more jump scares than this one, but goddamn it was effective! My special other recommended this to me as one of the scariest movies there is, and considering she barely watches movies at all, I thought I would eat this as breakfast. Maybe age has pussified me or something but during watching this film I questioned many times do I even dare to keep watching this anymore? :D After halfway of the movie it began to feel like torture, I couldn't even grew numb to the jump scares. And the ending was excellent. <3 Like scientifically calculated perfect ending for a horror film. Good shit.
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I can't stand jump scares. Call me a puss if you want, I hate loud fucking noise and the anticipation of loud fucking noise.

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Post by Rushy » Fri May 25, 2018 12:27 pm

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 25, 2018 2:39 pm

A black sabbath has nothing to do with yids. It's basically a satanic ritual or some witch nonsense.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri May 25, 2018 2:52 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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A black sabbath has nothing to do with yids. It's basically a satanic ritual or some witch nonsense.
Was going to agree with you (as the Jewish word for 'sabbath' is 'shabbat' anyway) but then I found this
https://www.hebcal.com/holidays/shabbat-chazon
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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