Straight porn is SO damn gay!

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:49 pm

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I wish all women were dead.
I was just thinking about that yesterday. I came to the conclusion that it'd be a pretty awesome time. No more new generations and likely the biggest leaps in sex bot progress ever. It'd be an unprecedented time of piece with everyone just focused on getting the best fuckbot made to live those last few years of human existence happily.
And then, when the last fucker has dropped dead, finally a universe without humans again.
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Sasha's ending hasn't happened yet. She blows through vast sums of money like the whore she is, and has been retired so long eventually even her biggest ChinaWood fans are going to forget who she is. She'll be back in porn by the time she's 40, fail at her comeback, then OD or move to the Midwest and find Jesus.
Sounds about right.
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Post by Guest » Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:50 pm

AI is going to surpass us anyway. Better sooner than later so we can at least witness it.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:02 pm

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AI is going to surpass us anyway. Better sooner than later so we can at least witness it.
That's not going to happen in our lifetimes. In fact, I doubt it'll ever happen. The idea that stuff will forever progress is silly in the first place. Take a gander at the current programmers and tell me those imbeciles are even as good as the ones thirty years ago.
I'd rather we go out with a good ol' mass slaughtering war. The kind where people start to use shovels because the ammunition runs low. Ultra-voilent, low-tech bone storm.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:52 pm

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Sasha Grey has been in a handful of actual films
She was just very lucky. I heard some faggy art film director hired her for his movie because the role required intense sex scenes (perhaps unsimulated?) and nudity. Either no mainstream actress would take the role, or he just didn't want to deal with actresses' bullshit, so she was hired. And then the script got changed in rewrites and the sex scenes happened to get tossed out. But he still let her keep the role anyways.
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I wish all women were dead.
I was just thinking about that yesterday. I came to the conclusion that it'd be a pretty awesome time.
I remember a Venture Bros. DVD commentary track that had some wise observations. Paraphrasing, but basically as boys we innocently enjoy our little hobbies and activities unabashedly enjoy life. Then we "discover our dicks and what girls can do with them" and all that changes. (They were talking about how lucky they were to have a job doing what they love.)

Basically, we get distracted lose focus on those things we used to love. There's a lot of confusing mixed messages from society and peers as you're judged on who you put your dick in. And if you try to opt out of that nonsense, you're also mocked. Men get obsessed with getting laid, and most of them work shitty jobs they hate so that they can have enough money to buy the material goods to get women to open their legs for them.

And then if you're "lucky" enough to get into a relationship, you'll quickly find yourself about as miserable as you were when you were single, if not worse. I would constantly stress over "OK, what is the minimum about of work or money I have to spend to keep this bitch happy this week?" I felt like a juggling clown that had to keep bitches entertained or else they would leave me for being "boring" if I dropped one of those pins.

If all the women vanished in the world overnight, it would bring us a sort of equality that we've never known before. I really don't know what would happen, but men probably wouldn't have to break their backs anymore for m'lady and could just live for themselves again. The dumb nu-male cucks would probably kill themselves, which would also be a plus.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:00 am

Certainly a lot of suicide would happen. Faggots would likely get largely culled. Not all of them, of course, but many of them would. Mostly the ones that were "loud and proud" before.
In terms of war, I actually think that after a short time of tumult that would stop entirely. Why fight in a war when you're the last generation?
Eventually it'd just be one big party until the end. Much shit wouldn't get done at all anymore for sure but it'd be heaven.

The only wish I'd have was for rebirth being a thing and coming back as a bird, preferably as a seagull. A yellow-legged gull if possible.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

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Liar Revealed wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:52 pm
She was just very lucky. I heard some faggy art film director hired her for his movie because the role required intense sex scenes (perhaps unsimulated?) and nudity. Either no mainstream actress would take the role, or he just didn't want to deal with actresses' bullshit, so she was hired. And then the script got changed in rewrites and the sex scenes happened to get tossed out. But he still let her keep the role anyways.
Are you thinking of Steven Soderbergh? She was in his film The Girlfriend Experience.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:18 am

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Are you thinking of Steven Soderbergh? She was in his film The Girlfriend Experience.
Probably. I never saw it, I just remember hearing the Hollywood gossip about it.

I admit, I have issues with the arthouse scene and self-proclaimed artists in general.
The only difference I see between these shitty "art" movies with explicit sex scenes/nudity and exploitation films is the quality of the cinematography. I respect the exploitation directors more because they aren't pretentious and are honest about what they do.

I mean, this is a compilation from "art" films. Please explain the artistic statement these filmmakers and actresses are making.Totally NSFW. And there are links to other similar arthouse movie compilations.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Cuckara » Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:25 am

I'm not much of an arthouse guy either. I like some of the experimental stuff (e.g., David Lynch), but the shit that's nothing but sex scenes doesn't interest me. I agree that exploitation directors are more respectable than the pretentious fags who make porn and claim it's actually high art. Two films that immediately spring to mind are Blue is the Warmest Colour and Nymphomaniac; both are basically porn, but idiots try to bullshit that they're more than that. Hell, Spielberg praised BitWC:

>The film is a great love story that made all of us feel privileged to be a fly on the wall, to see this story of deep love and deep heartbreak evolve from the beginning. The director did not put any constraints on the narrative and we were absolutely spellbound by the amazing performances of the two actresses, and especially the way the director observed his characters and just let the characters breathe.
>we were absolutely spellbound by the amazing performances of the two actresses


I bet he was.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:34 am

One day, in a perfect universe, I'll get to meet the guy that made Nymphomaniac. It'll be a great day. Not for him, though.
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