Movie Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't ya wanna have your expectations subverted?!

[ebin namefag]

I also think about how the first movie would probably be trashed today by the anti-woke Youtubers. They have no eye for nuance so Marion's assertiveness would be something that they would complain about. She drinks big guys

For her.

[Complicity]

I also think about how the first movie would probably be trashed today by the anti-woke Youtubers. They have no eye for nuance so Marion's assertiveness would be something that they would complain about. She drinks big guys under the table when we first meet her and is a bitch to Indiana Jones, who apparently had sex with her when she was a teenager (Marion: "I was a child! I was in love! It was wrong and you knew it!"). There would be two-hour-long videos made about how wrong this movie is.

Definitely a movie that would anger the anti-woke crowd, because a woman drinks and has a good reason to be a bitch - being pumped and dumped.

[Rushy]

I'd trash it, but only because it's duller than all the other Indiana Jones films (excepting Dial of Destiny, obviously). Even as a kid, I invariably skipped it in favor of Doom or Crusade. The character is much better fleshed out in those later films, and you root for him wanting to save his friends and family.

In the first film, there's no emotional core to any of it. They try to make him a bit more James Bond in that one, but without the necessary suave charm. Same mistake as Daniel Craig's Bond. The sequels rectify it by playing more into Harrison Ford's dry wit and earnest heroism. You really believe he loves history in those later films, and it's endearing. In the first, it's more that he just happens to not be a completely nasty piece of work like Belloq. Shrug.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Congratulations, Rushy, on being the only person on planet Earth who thinks that "Raiders" is the worst Indiana Jones movie.

[Rushy]

I did say excepting Dial of Destiny. It's hard to top the abject boredom I felt in the Cairo sequences, but somehow those glorious bastards did it