Movie Thread

[Complicity]

There's gonna be a sassy black chick. I just know.

At least she's not Zendaya, i guess.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

At least something.
And I wonder if they'll poke fun at Han Solo having spent decades as a washed-up loser smuggler despite being a decorate war hero.

[Complicity]

Either the movie will be a parody of the sequels and make fun of Kuntleen Kennedy, or it will be trash.

[Kugelfisch]

What are the odds they don't fuck up? It'd be a small miracle.

[Complicity]

What are the odds they don't fuck up? It'd be a small miracle.

I have more faith into Bimmy's hair regrowing naturally.
If Mel Brooks was directing i would have been more optimistic, but he's not so i would say that there's a 1% chance the movie is going to shit on Yidsney, and a 99% chance that it's going to be another Orange Man Bad shit show with memberberries to remind you that Pedowood wasn't always garbage.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

There's gonna be a sassy black chick. I just know.

At least she's not Zendaya, i guess.

You’ve not heard that bitch speak

[RedLine]

Did someone set Rick Moranis on fire?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Did someone set Rick Moranis on fire?

Nah, he just got knocked out from behing by a kang.

[CuckTurdginson]

Mel Brooks will be 100 years old, nigger probably needs to use a walker. The bummer is he didn't cowrite, so his voice won't be present.

There's plenty to spoof about Jizzney's Star Wars reign, and this director did Strays; a stupid comedy that actually made laugh quite a bit.

Josh Gad gives me pause, though. A little bit of him goes a very very long way.

So, since I never saw it as a kid; I went and watched Titan A.E. I liked it, although the third act kind of sucks. Gets into the generic twists you've seen a million times before in shit like Atlantis. Don Bluth is a lot like John Carpenter, with his very obvious peak in the 80's, and then burnout followed by decline. IMO Titan is better than Anastasia and shit like Pebble and the Penguin. Plus, unlike Land Before Time, Marzgunt doesn't like it.