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Post by RAPEMAN » Sun May 04, 2025 2:05 am

Cannibal Holocaust will forever be my favorite Mondo film but had a few really graphic animal death scenes.
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Post by Old Black Man » Sun May 04, 2025 2:15 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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Oliver and Company is the secret childhood trauma film, along with All Dogs Go To Heaven.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun May 04, 2025 4:44 am

All Dogs Go to Heaven is ROUGH. Pun intended, I guess.

I also want Don Bluth to come out of retirement for one movie tho…kids can’t handle trauma these days, and I wanna see how it goes.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun May 04, 2025 5:12 am

Jokes on you, only manchildren watch cartoons these days.
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Post by Old Black Man » Sun May 04, 2025 5:53 am

M3GAN 2.0 looks surprisingly brilliant. They could have retreaded the first, but instead they’re going the Terminator 2 route. M3gan is a sassy bitch who looks like Battle Angel Alita, and she’s squaring off with a killer female rival model. Only weird part is a bearded male cosplayer calls her a smoking hot warrior princess in the trailer…dude her actress is still 15.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun May 04, 2025 6:25 am

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Only weird part is a bearded male cosplayer calls her a smoking hot warrior princess in the trailer…dude her actress is still 15.
That's prime waifu age, mate.
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Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sun May 04, 2025 9:47 am

Old Black Man wrote:
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M3GAN 2.0 looks surprisingly brilliant. They could have retreaded the first, but instead they’re going the Terminator 2 route. M3gan is a sassy bitch who looks like Battle Angel Alita, and she’s squaring off with a killer female rival model. Only weird part is a bearded male cosplayer calls her a smoking hot warrior princess in the trailer…dude her actress is still 15.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun May 04, 2025 10:05 am

They turned Megan into a Blade Runner. Maybe the movie's reddit as fuck, but points for doing something out of left field.
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Post by Liar Revealed » Sun May 04, 2025 6:30 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
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Oliver and Company is the secret childhood trauma film, along with All Dogs Go To Heaven.
I only saw the first when it originally came out when I was a kid and remember nothing. Never saw All Dogs. Should I check them out?

It irritates me that many of Bluth's films like Land Before Time and All Dogs got hacked up by the studios because the original cuts were too traumatizing. I want to see that version, dammit!
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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Sun May 04, 2025 7:45 pm

>The Great Valley was a metaphor for the afterlife
If only that were canon, the world would've been spared from the plethora of direct-to-video slop that followed.
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