Movie Thread

[Rushy]

I think the Falcon is a pretty damn sweet spaceship and I'd be fine with it in some kind of space race movie... but it'd be like fifth or sixth on the spin-off list. After The Force Awakens, I would've made sure to get as far away from the Death Star as possible and skip Rogue One in favor of the Obi-Wan movie.
Then, something in-between Return Of The Jedi and The Force Awakens. And then Rogue One.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Falcon is a cool design, but I cringe every time a Star Wars game introduces "Obvious Millenium Falcon Expy No. 1,295". You'd think 80% of all Star Wars ships looked more or less like that.

And I swear it's only a matter of time till the next bigger Death Star gets Tie-Fighter wings.

That's another thing. Think back. Even prequels back. Who saved the fucking day over and over? That's right, the little midget in the R2 robot. Without him, they'd all be dead. Or worse.

The whole saga is really all about R2. Just like Final Fantasy 7 does it with Zack.

[Pope Corky III]

Watching the original Dawn of the Dead for the first time. Its breddy good, but it feels more like an action movie with zombies rather than a scary movie. Especially with the music. I never realized this movie was so Blaxploitative.

[rabidtictac]

You should watch Night of the Living Dead.

And most Romero zombie films feature either a black lead or black main character who either lives through the entire movie or is the last one to die. In Night of the Living Dead, the black dude is the main character. I think Romero likes to buck trends.

[Pope Corky III]

Oh I knew that about Romero, and good on him, I just wasn't expecting THAT music that often during that movie. I kept thinking Issac Hayes was gonna bust through the mall any minute in a mack truck with a gatling gun.

You should watch Night of the Living Dead.

Especially since its public domain.

[Kugelfisch]

What's there left for Obi-Wan?

You can't think of a few cool adventures to squeeze into "Dude watched over the Chosen One for 20 years in a desert filled with scum and villainy"?

It's more that I don't want to see the faggot that is Anakin anymore in any shape or form. Fuck that guy! Way to make Darth Vader stupid by giving him a backstory as a little bitch throwing shitfits all the time.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That backstory needs to be rebooted as a Shounen-Ai story.

[Kugelfisch]

Could you say that in non-weebshit terms?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Brokeback Mountain, Star Wars Edition... desu.

[Jizz Rag]

Any Obi-Wan movie will have to include a "strong, independent, don't-need-no-man" female lead who will mentor him and somehow turn the film into a rape survival story.