Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Tony Schiavone]

I heard that Thanos was

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made out to be an environmentalist wacko who wanted to destroy half the universe's population so that he could preserve its remaining 'natural resources.'.

So at least it has that going for it on the villain side.


Liked Civil War. Age of Ultron got boring fast--nth time a giant robot goes bad in a movie.
Civil War though had more of a cast of characters to have fun with. Also liked how the villain at the end subverted everyone's fanboy expectations.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Civil war was fucking garbage

[AngrySpoonySnob]

I liked dr strange in infinity war so I decided to check his movie out too.
Its decent so far but I hate fucking hate the ancient one.
Is this the most hypocritical lying bitch in the entire MCU or what? Am I supposed to care about her??

She irks me so much I pauzed the movie to make this rant post lol I hope she dies hard what a deceiving cunt.


Also another marvel movie with horrible pacing, the movie drags for so long and then way too much gets crammed into the last 30 minutes. Giant plotholes too but that seems to be normal with marvel as well. Its almost like they know in 2 months time people will be focussing on the next mcu product shoved out the assembly line so why make a plot free of plotholes when people wont even take the time to think about it.

[Auli]

I learned today that Infinity War has two parts?

Please tell me it isn't so...

[Keith Chegwin]

It was announced as a two-parter absolutely ages ago

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Yeah thats what really sucks about the movie, ends on a cliffhanger but at the same time the audience already knows its a cliffhanger without any weight because of a spoiler I wont say this early after the release.

Of course the comic book fans already knew and anyone who looked at the marvel release schedule knew this wasnt the end either.

Imo they made a huge error here, they should have contained this story in one movie, even if it were to become 3.5 hours or something ridiculous.

Right now we have a huge buildup. a final confrontation and a cliffhanger we already know the coming conclusion of, shouldve just added another hour and wrapped it up.

If not one ridiculously long movie they should have done it matrix style, perhaps two 2 hour movies with the second one releasing a few months after this one but as it stands they fucked up imo

[rabidtictac]

Civil war was fucking garbage

Marvel.txt, but I agree.

Avengers 1: shit
Avengers 2: one of the worst movies ever made
Civil War: shit

Amazing 10/10 mahvul cinematic universe guiz, 18/10 IMDB.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Civil war was fucking garbage

Marvel.txt, but I agree.

Avengers 1: shit
Avengers 2: one of the worst movies ever made
Civil War: shit

Amazing 10/10 mahvul cinematic universe guiz, 18/10 IMDB.

Hehe too many adults running around with a childlike state of mind, the biggest problem our world faces, nobody wants to act their age anymore and its almost like they have arrested development around 16.

But I feel you might be a bit too harsh on the first avengers, that was a nice attempt. Not good not bad Id say, on first viewing I liked it but yeah if you watch it more the flaws become apparant quickly. Id still give that a 6.5/10 though for a young teen audience.

But yeah avengers 2 was a failure on every level and so was civil "hugfight" without any stakes.

[rabidtictac]

I liked how civil war had to find an excuse for everyone to fight but not really fight it's all cool guiz we can't have character actually hating each other dood. They couldn't actually have any of the marketable superheroes become "evil."

I really hated avengers 1, personally. I liked it the first time, hated it every time after.

[Kugelfisch]

>watching mahvel capeshit
Does Disney's dick taste better the second time around or something?