Movie Thread

[Lesbain]

An old guy wandering the desert sounds like SO much fun!

[Rushy]

Ewan can easily carry a movie. I don't see why they'd push a Han Solo spin-off before him. Fear of the prequel taint?

[Auli]

Obi-Wan movie with Ewan could be great. He'd have to be some kind of ninja-undercover guy who wanders around hives with scums and villains, trying to keep his sanity, And ofc watch and masturbate over young boy Luke.

But Disney would Disney it up and Star Wars it.

If there was one spin-off that could be neat, it would have been that. Who the fuck cares about Han's backstory? Bet we will see him doing that race in 12 parsecs and win Chewie or some crap.

[Night Moves]

I always wanted Han & Lando to be played by manlets. Oh, and Blondie Baby Teeth from Game of Thrones only sweetens the deal!

And I'm calling it now. "No, Obi-Wan is your father."

[Kugelfisch]

What's there left for Obi-Wan? He was young when he picked up Anakin and we all know how that shit turned out. Before that there's nothing really to tell.
Why Han-Solo? Because the Millennium Falcon. Remember the Millennium Falcon? Remember Star Wars? I remember that! Wow, look, I'm jizzing my pants in gallons because the Millennium Falcon is in the trailer! Did you see that?! REMEMBER THE MILLENNIUM FALCON YET???? IT TOOK 12 PARSECS TO MAKE!!!

[Crazy Eyes]

Where did all these fucking Han lovers come from anyway? Star Wars has always been about the Jedi, IE, Lukey Dukey. Who the hell cares about some douche's fast ship. I want laser swords!

And has anyone else noticed Disney/Lucasfilm are putting more care into the spin-offs than in the actual "saga" itself? So weird.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Probably figured that main entries will attract enough viewers by default. No reason to but too much effort into it.

I always wanted Han & Lando to be played by manlets. Oh, and Blondie Baby Teeth from Game of Thrones only sweetens the deal!

We need a bromance episode.

Where did all these fucking Han lovers come from anyway? Star Wars has always been about the Jedi, IE, Lukey Dukey. Who the hell cares about some douche's fast ship. I want laser swords!

Han killed Boba Fett (no I don't care about the EU), who was already the best character. This makes Han the bestest!

[Kugelfisch]

Nope, it's because of the Millennium Falcon. Ask people what they remember about Star Wars and it's going to be mentioned. It's one of the most recognizable space ships ever.

[Rushy]

What's there left for Obi-Wan?

You can't think of a few cool adventures to squeeze into "Dude watched over the Chosen One for 20 years in a desert filled with scum and villainy"?

[Auli]

I never saw THE FALCON as something super cool. It's like a car, getting from A to B.

And if he has to lie about how fast it is (12 parsecs my ass), then it's probably slow as fuck. And it alwaus breaks so R2 has to fix it.

That's another thing. Think back. Even prequels back. Who saved the fucking day over and over? That's right, the little midget in the R2 robot. Without him, they'd all be dead. Or worse.