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Re: What are you playing?

Post by ban » Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:20 am

Dreadlocks are cultural appropriation from Neanderthals that the proud african ubermench never had in their DNAs so they shouldn't try and get filthy subhuman hairstyles that were used by native americans or ancient greeks etc...a natural afro that lets you hide in the bushes is the most proud african trait apparently. And of course white girls with afros and disco get-ups is waythitht or something. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm sure it'll pop up in Tumblrwatch or somewhere similar. They gotta virtue signal harder given how the entertainment media are losing viewers nowadays over that thing, they gotta double down. It's apparently how the market and economics work in their minds, gotta milk that agenda before the well is dry.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:03 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Oct 28, 2017 8:51 am
Oh yeah, that main character. It's like he's mentally challenged or something. But it makes sense, I guess. I mean, Spoony is the prime example of what happens to your mental state if your heart gets ripped out by a red dragon.

And one of my favorite moments was getting that hydra head to the capital, because literally everything was out for your blood.
I didn't really care for customization when I've realized that all faces are hideous anyways, but I chose a face that just looked like the dumbass had no clue what was going at any given time and couldn't process anything others were saying to him. Didn't help that it's a mute character (if you do that, then don't have cutscenes where other characters act like they are expecting an answer), which is a shame in a game that otherswise has plenty of voice acting.

Escorting the head was fun, but other escort missions were less so. I also had fun with the duke, because he threw me into dungeon several times during the game, but when I've returned, it was as if nothing has happened :lol: Unfortunately as the game progressed, the missions became more and more mundaine, like they ran out of time and money and couldn't keep the same standard.
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And you coming in for damage control for AAA games as always.
Nah, it's because I deeply care about you guys and have to call you out when you start over-reacting like Spoony. I'm not happy about the game either, but I don't think it's complete shit.
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And the main black woman having an afro? Why the fuck do these SJWs give their STRONK BLACK WOMYM character a fucking afro all the time in games? It's like they have never seen a black person in their majority white neighbourhoods they live in.
It's 70's, so they're going for something iconic I suppose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ie4gKRXBw8&t=1353s And how she looks doesn't bother me, my problems started when she opened her mouth. Annoying, angry all the time, and psychotic, not in a fun way. Fuck off with that kind of character, am I supposed to like that? What I've liked about the NWO was that despite the characters having their issues and what not, they all worked together, there was no need for someone to scream and be dramatic all the time.

It's especially sad because the previous game had two strong female characters and they didn't felt the need to portray them in some obnoxious SJW way. But when you go black, I guess you can't have it without being sassy and agressive like a rabid raccoon. Compared to this, Harambe from Cisbusters was a mature, level-headed lady.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by ban » Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:15 am

Even from a gameplay standpoint, ignoring all political subtext, the thing is borderline the next The Order 1886 except they had a competent base to build upon this time whenever they splice their gameplay all over the cutscenes. It's very jarring at best and outright shit at worst.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:08 pm

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Any idea which thing he's talking about, that could be a lot of "games" out there
Sounds like the new south park game to me
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by ban » Sat Oct 28, 2017 2:37 pm

He's talking about the new Wolfie game since some dude gave it to him as a gift. That means now Jim either has to review it like he did with Hatred or just give the dude something back and given what he's seeing...well...

https://youtu.be/SvbU423NR5k?t=478
https://youtu.be/SvbU423NR5k?t=6705
https://youtu.be/SvbU423NR5k?t=6882

And there's supposedly a scene in there where the ultra fat daughter of Nazi Hildawg gets pounded by black men since that was her fantasy or some weird shit.

Yeah, Jim's gonna be gifting left and right just so he doesn't have to play it and review it anymore. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:32 pm

Why would BJ call someone white as part of an insult? He's super white too. That's part of the humor: a guy who looks like the ubermench genociding nazis.

I went back because I thought "maybe he meant 'white' as in 'white nationalist.'" No. He says "white ass." He's insulting their whiteness and then mentioning they're facist nazi pigs after that. Typical ghetto slang insult. Remove the word "nazi" and it would fit in perfectly at a current year #NeverTrump #BlackLivesMatter protest. He might as well yell it at the cops and scream "IMPEACH DRUMPF"
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by ban » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:41 pm

Cause he's jewish now. No joke.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:52 pm

Sounds like the writing of the game has "trying too hard" written all over it.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Oct 28, 2017 4:41 pm

That's the "best" kind of game.

I really don't get this shit. It's a weird pulp-y franchise about shooting nazis and mad scientists. This is like the last place to tell a deep, character-driven story about racism and the human condition.
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Cause he's jewish now. No joke.
Unless he finds out that he has actually been the son of a jewish woman all along, this is legit disrespectful towards jews. You don't just become jewish.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by ban » Sat Oct 28, 2017 5:01 pm

Swedes man. They fuck up everything. No joke, there was some spergy interview with part of MachineGames and they went on about how important storytelling is to Wolfenstein.
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Yet in this recent GamesIndustry report, current MachineGames guy Tommy Tordsson Björk said his studio is doing exactly the opposite with the upcoming Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus, because cramming in multiplayer would detract too much from the story it wants to tell.

"The only way we can create these super immersive narrative experiences is if we can solely focus on the single-player," Tordsson Björk said at Gamescom, which actually took place in August. "Having a multiplayer component in this work process would just dilute it all. That's the danger if you try to do two things at once."

MachineGames considers its Wolfenstein games to be action adventures rather than shooters, "because we feel there's so much more to them than just shooting," he added. Obviously the core gameplay is all about the guns, but Tordsson Björk said it's the setting and the story that really put it over the top.

"It's a fictional setting, of course, and it's a crazy story, but we tried to stay honest and tell it as honestly as we can. That's our goal," he said. "There are so many things you aren't seeing. We're definitely pushing the limits, but at the same time continuing what makes Wolfenstein really special: the drama, the human relationships, with dark humor and violence. It's pushing them all, on all fronts."

It will never stop feeling weird to me to think of Wolfenstein as a character-driven game with a strong emphasis on the underlying narrative. I don't want to oversell the point—Wolfenstein 2 remains, at its core, a game about killing Nazis by the truckload—nor do I think it represents a broader overall shift in how the industry approaches the genre. But it is a nice change from the attitude that led to a multiplayer mode in the famously story-focused shooter Spec Ops: The Line, an addition mandated by publisher 2K Games that lead designer Cory Davis described (very angrily, I'm guessing) as "cancerous" and "a waste of money."

His mother is blatantly jewish. His father goes on a tirade about Le Ebul Joos in front of him, beats his mother and calls him out for having ehr dirty genes or whatever shit because of le turbo-fascist super-satan KKK-nacho meme. Look for yourself :

https://youtu.be/SvbU423NR5k?t=478

You want the jews part specifically? Here :

https://youtu.be/SvbU423NR5k?t=588

And it's a fight because le ebin joo grandpa who knows about money and bussiness like the palm of his hand told B.J.'s dad tricks, yet Rip was an ultra racist so he rejected them because of course.
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