Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

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Post by Guest » Sat Dec 11, 2021 7:46 pm

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The Matrix trilogy is shit. The first one is the only that is good, the rest is garbage.
Matrix: Revolutions is the only film I've fallen asleep watching.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:05 pm

Pearl Harbor did that to me.
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Post by Guest » Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:38 pm

This sums up my experience with the Matrix movies
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Post by Guest » Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:56 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Sat Dec 11, 2021 7:44 pm
The Matrix trilogy is shit. The first one is the only that is good, the rest is garbage.
I would dispute that even the first one is good.

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Post by Guest » Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:25 pm

Seriously, who the fuck even asked for another sequel? The franchise has been dead for over 18 years. The two leads are as old as shit, and from the trailers, the story is a blatant retread of the first movie (right down to nu-characters replacing the original cast as the new stand ins) literally TFA'ing the same plot threads to the most soulless extent possible. The fact it's also dual releasing on HBO Max is indicative of an imminent box office bomb. Why haven't the Wachowskis inevitably offed themselves yet?
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:39 pm

Nobody asked for this. It's a money grab.
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Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:41 pm

On the business side of things, it would be stupid not to make a sequel. After all, Reeves is one of the biggest actors right now and a sequel will happen whether you like it or not, but again, no one outside the industry wants it.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Dec 11, 2021 10:52 pm

I just want to reiterate that there has only ever been a single good Matrix movie. You can't build a franchise off that.

How good the first matrix film is, is a matter of debate, naturally. But I maintain it's still a fun movie if you watch it and then stop after that. Don't watch any of the other shit because it will make the first movie worse by association.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 11, 2021 11:01 pm

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Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:25 pm
Why haven't the Wachowskis inevitably offed themselves yet?
Too much money. Transfaggots with money don't off themselves, see: Bruce Jenner

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Dec 11, 2021 11:24 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:56 pm
Le Redditeur wrote:
Sat Dec 11, 2021 7:44 pm
The Matrix trilogy is shit. The first one is the only that is good, the rest is garbage.
I would dispute that even the first one is good.
The Matrix was just Dark City with pseudo-philosophical orientalism.
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