What are you playing?

[Kugelfisch]

And Tingle is the key to it all.

I should just make "Shut the fuck up, Voice" my sig.

[Guest]

>not Gwonam
>not Morshu

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You don't get it, do you? This whole "Legend" is the ever-changing fantasy of a mid-30s hikkiNEET. Zelda is the 3DPD he can never have. Ganon is the chad that will always triumph. And Link is the other chad he wants to be, but can never become.

His failing mind has tried to create a perfect fantasy through iterations where Ganon doesn't exist, but he just can't manage it.

[drisko]

Well, if you want to go full autist:
The Triforce is made up of three parts. Courage, Wisdom and Power. Every once in a while the avatars corresponding to one of the parts each will face battle, with the power one trying to gain supremacy and wisdom and courage repelling it to keep the balance.

Very simple stuff. A timeline was never needed. Those events could be thousands of years apart easily.

They are, and most of the games arein separate time lines from Ocarina of Time.



But enough autism from me. I'm replaying Spider-Man. The swinging mechanics are still nice and smooth.

[Guest]

It was a missed opportunity for the Niggerman DLC to feature a jungle level where you swing on vines.

[Le Redditeur]

It was a missed opportunity for the Niggerman DLC to feature a jungle level where you swing on vines.

Even that was culturally appropriated by wypipo.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh, Tarzan. What are the odds that we will ever see you again?

[Kugelfisch]

Oh, Tarzan. What are the odds that we will ever see you again?

Zero. It would be funny if they tried and made him black, though.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's gonna be a real expectation subverter: A proud Wakandan child, stranded in the only real savage lands that ever existed: Europe during the Dark Ages.

[Kugelfisch]

I though medieval Europe was full of literal black knights?