Smash Containment Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Literally who? What the fuck drove that decision?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>tfw there's still no Touhou character in Smash

[Guest]

[Moe Bitches]

Literally who? What the fuck drove that decision?

It's a concept that can't even work in Smash. All I see is another fucking sword fighter with some new animations, plus his FS is just Mario's, but with a sword.

You could already see from a mile away how it was going to come out. No Mouse characters (but only as recolors) and a generic moveset.

They could've added another Microsoft rep just to balance things out or something.

[Guest]

Welp, so much for Ryu Hayabusa, Lloyd Irving, and Doom Guy getting in. No idea why there were people hoping for Master Chief, though. Have to settle with the spikey-haired Kingdom Sharts faggot.

I have no investment in Smash roster autism, but I was at least hoping for Popeye.

[Moe Bitches]

I thought Popeye was owned by the Warners?

[Guest]

Apparently he was the real winner in that smash poll they had back in smash 4. Welp, I guess people got what they wanted. I'm just glad I won't have to hear another word of this fucking game for another 5 years. Who am I kidding, people will continue to sperg out and are probably already demanding the next entry.

[Guest]

I thought Popeye was owned by the Warners?

Popeye is the reason Mario exists.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't tell that MovieBlob.

Who am I kidding, people will continue to sperg out and are probably already demanding the next entry.

Maybe next time we can have Roxas. He'd be like Sora except his movies have a few frames of difference.

[Complicity]

Don't tell that MovieBlob.

Who am I kidding, people will continue to sperg out and are probably already demanding the next entry.

Maybe next time we can have Roxas. He'd be like Sora except his movies have a few frames of difference.

Or, if they feel adventurous, the protagonist of the autistic son of Kingdom Farts and Nu-sona, jizzed on by The Bouncer: