Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Jan 20, 2025 6:17 pm

Complicity wrote:
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I just discovered the background of (((Vavra))). Every single time.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by ebin namefag » Tue Jan 21, 2025 1:12 am

Glad I didn't buy Kingdumb Cum Deliveries.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Complicity » Tue Jan 21, 2025 1:16 am

Gendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2025 2:38 pm
And you've got diehard culture war cucks (like Mark Kern) insisting how the sequel """iSn'T wOkE""" in a desperate bid to placate their followers, a hardcore cope for sure.
So their argument is that the gay romance option is subtle, brief, skippable unlike some urinalists claimed, and kept a secret from everybody.
Supposedly there's no buttsecks if you go down that route, but just a shot of the dudes laying in bed, while the sex scenes with wahmen are much more explicit.
The black dude (a Muslim, i think?) has been brought there by an enemy commander as his lackey, and everyone treats him like the real Japs treated the real Yasuke.
If true, and it probably is, i guess the gayme is still worth pirating.
Nonetheless, the only reason for that shit to be in the gayme at all is pandering to the woke producers who hired woke Asian Karen with pronouns in bio as their community manager.

And of course we have woke shills who now pretend to be the developers' allies, after years of calling them nazis.
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Glad I didn't buy Kingdumb Cum Deliveries.
Don't buy anything. They all deserve to fail.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by ebin namefag » Tue Jan 21, 2025 1:25 am

Complicity wrote:
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Don't buy anything.
I'm gonna pepper spray Varva because the African's arms aren't white.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jan 21, 2025 6:07 am

Complicity wrote:
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The black dude (a Muslim, i think?) has been brought there by an enemy commander as his lackey, and everyone treats him like the real Japs treated the real Yasuke.
He is the greatest knight that Bohemia has ever seen :ugeek:
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jan 21, 2025 3:12 pm

>the fag romance is optional
Cool. Why? Why is that even an option and why is romancing in the game at all?
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Old Black Man » Tue Jan 21, 2025 3:45 pm

Virgin is a legitimate path in the first game and the one everyone should take.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Complicity » Tue Jan 21, 2025 6:36 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Why is that even an option
Because the studio is now owned by woke cunts, and clearly they pushed for that crap, or no funds.
The opposite of those animu and VN writers who have to shoehorn hentai in the work because the publisher ordered them to.
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why is romancing in the game at all?
Because Bioware. That cancer was already around in the Infinity Engine slop.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jan 21, 2025 6:40 pm

Sex scenes in games will never not be complete cringe.
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The opposite of those animu and VN writers who have to shoehorn hentai in the work because the publisher ordered them to.
Yeah, I'm sure those poor writers shed a tear every time they have to include a hentai scene against their will. The hit to their artistic integrity must be tearing them apart :roll:
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jan 21, 2025 6:48 pm

They could've made a pretty penny on the side, now they have to give the pr0n away for free. Have a little compassion!
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