Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[ebin namefag]

Metroid Dent

[Kugelfisch]

I still remember him throwing a hissy fit about Metroid Dread about how hard it was to know you can shoot and destroy walls and where with people doing a montage of other streamers doing it no problem. Makes sense since he only made walking simulators.

Unless I remember it wrong, even DSP intuitively figured that out. Either him or an equally as daft streamer.

How does one figure that out? It's Metroid, nigger! In an age where everyone has Internet access.
Kojimbo had to make P.T. obtuse as fuck because anything even remotely intuitive would've gotten figured out in less than a day.
Yet this 65IQ troglodyte sits here, as a video game developer, asking how anyone could possibly figure out to shoot at ceilings and walls in fucking Metroid?

He recently started utterly burying himself because he told some gayming nuws THOT that she only gets views because she's a moderately attractive woman with nice hair.
True but a bad take if you want to be on the blue team.

[Complicity]

The Last Gayme From Us:



the joke isn't mine, it's one of the comments under the video on the soyny channel

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I didn't know that Marzgurl's husband has become a video game star

[Complicity]

I didn't know that Marzgurl's husband has become a video game star

Is he balding like this smug cunt with bushy eyebrows?

[Kugelfisch]

Comments off on the trailer? Surely that's a sign of confidence.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Is he balding like this smug cunt with bushy eyebrows?

A true actor is prepared for any hair style.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

So, he does, in fact, get pegged by a stronk woman.
Again.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just as George and Steven had always intended.

[rabidtictac]

I saw darkcidphile playing that indiana jones game and it looked like another shitty walking sim mixed with nu-wolfenstein.

I looked it up and machinegames (nu-wolf devs) made the game. So there you go. Complete shit. The only good thing Machinegames can make is a Quake level pack.