Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[rabidtictac]

It would explain why DNF had recharging shields, a two-weapon limit, shitty vehicle sections, turret sections and a focus on "narrative cutscenes" despite not one of those elements appearing in 3D.

The only element of DNF that was done "well" were the environmental interactions. The content of the interactions is cringe but the amount of them is impressive and in keeping with 3D's legacy.

[Kugelfisch]

Gearbox is a pile of faggots for fraudulently acquiring the entire IP and not getting fucked over contract breach for Aliens: Colonial Marines.

They must have the most Jewish lawyers ever.

[ebin namefag]

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder how many queer characters this game would've had if it didn't die to Overcuck.

[Kugelfisch]

Randy Bitchmade banked on rule 34 to save his game. I doubt queer shit would've helped.

[Singh'sSpot]

According to a leak a new Assassin's Creed game taking place in Japan will supposedly have an African ninja

https://gagadget.com/en/games/287593-ru ... e-franchi/

Some time ago insider Tom Henderson said that in Assassin's Creed: Codename Red, which will be set in feudal Japan, there will be two main characters - a female samurai and an African shinobi.

However, the sources of Dexerto portal slightly corrected Henderson's information.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You see, the black samurai clans - of which there were countless - have always produced the best shinobi since their melanin-enriched skin makes them harder to see at night.
And didn't they once say they wouldn't set an AssCreed game in such a pedestrian setting?

Or is this just a wrong interpretation of their plans and they're just gonna use the one black samurai that they always use when "proving" how diverse Japan was?

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

[Complicity]

ASSCreed in feudal Japan already exists, it's called Cuck of Tsushima and it's better than anything Ubishite makes.
Cuck of Tsushima was so well received in glorious Nippon that they appointed the developers honorary ambassadors of the island, let's see how they'll like to be lectured about their ancestors being black.

[Kugelfisch]

You see, the black samurai clans - of which there were countless - have always produced the best shinobi since their melanin-enriched skin makes them harder to see at night.

Ever seen a black Ninja? There's your proof. Perfect camouflage!