Merry Christmas Motherfuckers!

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Post by Guest » Wed Dec 02, 2020 4:21 am

https://qz.com/1491525/baby-its-cold-ou ... alism/amp/

This is oddly hilarious to me, and quite believable. One of the worst songs ever written.
“Baby, It’s Cold Outside”—a song written by a Jewish composer that has become a secular Christmas anthem—played a small but crucial role in the rise of modern Islamic fundamentalism.
Not surprisingly, liberals and mooslims share the same ideology.

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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Post by mad bum » Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:19 am

We all know that song is about rape, that's why it's so wholesome.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:07 pm

>boomer Christmas song is responsible for modern terrorism

I don't have any difficulty accepting this as canon. In fact, there's probably another one of these shitty songs that could be traced to the origins of Boku Haram and ISIS as well.

Now imagine the horrors that will be unleashed in the world by influence of the likes of Doctor Luke and Max Martin (the duo responsible for 95% of CURRENT YEAR pop songs) in a few years.

>the copmposer of Baby It's Cold Outside is Jewish

Of course. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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Post by Guest » Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:36 pm



The original version from some terrible '40s movie.

Here's the hilarious John Legend version where the faggot keeps trying to respect her body and choices by sending her home even though she clearly wants to fuck:


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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Dec 02, 2020 10:07 pm

What's the woke opinion on "Santa Baby", the song where a slut wants a hard dicking from an old, fat man?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 02, 2020 10:10 pm

All I can say is that I only believe in one christmas song.
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Post by Guest » Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:19 am



Here's the best scene in the movie:



So good Poonoo made an awkward video about it:


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Post by veris leta facies » Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:08 pm

Now I have machine gun. Ho ho ho.

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Post by Guest » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:10 pm



Holy shit, boys, it's John Avenger!

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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 14, 2020 3:30 am



I swear there's an actual video after the 15-minute advertisement.

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