Merry Christmas Motherfuckers!

[Guest]

I think they're both dudes.

Anyway, Merry St. Fauci Day, guys! Hope you lit some incense at your Fauci shrine and said seven Hail Faucis while watching nurses twerk on tik tok.

[Sieg Zeon]

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Thank you my brother.

[Guest]

Merry Christmas



Enjoy it while it lasts.

[Guest]

2021 we might be celebrating it in caves while squads of negroes and karens search for us with attack dogs.

Democracy!

[Le Redditeur]

12:00 PM and we had a huge fireworks display here, despite it being banned by the mayor. In my street people were confraternizing exactly like last Christmas.

In the immortal words of one-hit wonder Crowded House: "We know they won't win".

[Guest]

The dystopia will always win. There will always be resets.



For those of you who just watched Die Hard 2.

[RAPEMAN]

I downed a bottle of Baileys and had dinner at a friends house. Very good Christmas for a single guy.

[Moe Bitches]

You faggots probably already lifted your spirits but I wish you fellas a Merry Christmas, alone or not.

[mad bum]

I went to my parents place and saw my brother and sister also, my governor was peeking in through there window seeing if we were 6 feet apart.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We had members of the GSG 9 breathing down our necks while I was unpacking my present from Santa Waifu.