Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

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Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Osterzone » Fri Apr 18, 2025 2:32 am

You've earned your own thread, Karl. You were cool for helping take down the Completionist, but taking a swing at Billy Mitchell and missing because of your own stupidity needs to be remembered. 390,000 aussiebux plus interest owed to Billy.

Just doubling down and insisting he never misled everyone for years what he was being sued over. I hope he can't weasel his way out of paying Billy through bankruptcy like you can in the US.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by ebin namefag » Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:47 am

Isn't this nigger a speedrunner. You'd think he'd know AI fuckups.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Dehbashi » Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:53 am

Yeah. The whole point of speed running is exploiting the AI. But because he is delusional he pretends that AI is reliable here.

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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:28 am

ebin namefag wrote:
Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:47 am
Isn't this nigger a speedrunner.
You'd think he would've trooned out by now.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Complicity » Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:39 am

Look how he speedruns being rejected:



Doesn't even wait for the woman to tell him to get lost.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Apr 18, 2025 9:59 am

I wouldn't even ask a speeunner how to pick up a ladyboy, let alone a woman.

With the interest, having to pay Mitchell's legal costs and his own legal costs he's well over half a million dollaridoos in the hole now.
Could've just stuck to calling him a cheater and arrogant asshole and he'd be fine.

Conveniently, he created the perfect example of AI being wrong.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by wulfenlord » Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:14 am

Though I love to see that Jihadist get reamed in prison for his fraud, It would serve another one of my fetishes to watch Karl get served for defamation there, too. Hell, throw in those gamegrading fags in there, too. Last I checked it's not illegal to part idiots from their money.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Apr 18, 2025 11:37 am

>can't lose, the AI said so
JFC. What is this guy, MovieBlob crossed with Suede?
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Apr 18, 2025 1:25 pm

I wonder if he told the AI that the defamation is over Apollo's suicide or if he also led it to believe it's about the Donkey Kong cheating.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Dehbashi » Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:19 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Apr 18, 2025 1:25 pm
I wonder if he told the AI that the defamation is over Apollo's suicide or if he also led it to believe it's about the Donkey Kong cheating.
That's a good question. Knowing how retarded he is, I would say the latter.

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