Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Doing stuff with your Ex is always uncomfortable.

This is more like when you were 5 or so and your mother had a friend come over and she brought her daughter along and they tell you to play. But you're totally indifferent to that other kid and she doesn't even like Transformers and is not impressed by your awesome Optimus Prime truck you got for Christmas.
Just waiting for them to leave again, trying to awkwardly tide over the time.

[Guest]

Lupa and Phelous talking about 30-year old Olsen Twin videos?
Truly, that is must see entertainment.

Allison's videos have widespread international appeal. Aside from spam bots, you have Indians looking for bobs and vageen and Pakis looking for girl benis.

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[Guest]

Lupa and Phelous talking about 30-year old Olsen Twin videos?
Truly, that is must see entertainment.

I know Lupa isn't attracted to Phallus but it must hurt when he whips his dick out and starts jacking to the Orson twins when they're in the same room.

[Moe Bitches]

*insert Plinkett furiously jerking off to the Olsen Twins Clip here*

[RAPEMAN]

*how I hate this faggot's name. I have to look it up every time to make sure I'm spelling it right. His actual name is "Phelan Porteous", but he goes by the moniker "Phelous"? Why the fuck did Cananda let this family in from whatever third world European shithole they came from?

Porteous is actually a Celtic/Anglo name. I never hear it but it is a Cucknadian name. If he lives on the East Coast he's probably a fellow Anglo Acadian.

[Liar Revealed]

Are Lupa, N. Chick, and Marz all only children?

I guess this is what Lupa does for asspats. She's proving the OP correct about her fragility.

[Guest]

*how I hate this faggot's name. I have to look it up every time to make sure I'm spelling it right. His actual name is "Phelan Porteous", but he goes by the moniker "Phelous"? Why the fuck did Cananda let this family in from whatever third world European shithole they came from?

Porteous is actually a Celtic/Anglo name. I never hear it but it is a Cucknadian name. If he lives on the East Coast he's probably a fellow Anglo Acadian.

Phelan is the anglicized form for the Gaelic word for... wait for it... wolf! Of course.
Plot twist: Obscurus Karen is actually Phelan's sister.

[Kugelfisch]

I remember now that that has been brought up before. Both are so boring that I'm sure to forget again.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

*how I hate this faggot's name. I have to look it up every time to make sure I'm spelling it right. His actual name is "Phelan Porteous", but he goes by the moniker "Phelous"? Why the fuck did Cananda let this family in from whatever third world European shithole they came from?

Porteous is actually a Celtic/Anglo name. I never hear it but it is a Cucknadian name. If he lives on the East Coast he's probably a fellow Anglo Acadian.

There might be a possible link to the Celts from what would later become France, for no reason other than one of the Three Musketeers being called "Portos".

[Kugelfisch]

There might be a possible link to the Celts from what would later become France, for no reason other than one of the Three Musketeers being called "Portos".

"Porthos" and it's derivative from Isaac de Portau. It's basically a nickname. Porthos doesn't mean anything.