Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Just Some Random Guy » Wed Aug 30, 2017 4:19 am

Well, I'm sure he has some amount of extra income from ads and, to a lesser extent, merchandise.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Liar Revealed » Wed Aug 30, 2017 4:54 am

ジュウワリオはもう死んでいる。

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by sigh » Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:13 am

I presume he meant that ironically thought I would still consider subjecting anyone to watching your faces for an hour and a half while you unpack your garbage as some kind of punishment, as I cannot think of any entertainment value out of this, which goes back to the point I was making before about nobodies OG content being worthless for advertisers, which technically can be interpreted as unsuitable for any advertiser, but that is probably just me overthinking it.
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I was mistaken it only was a 49 minutes video, he started to dividing them into under an hour parts at some point. I wish for people like these the 15 minutes video length limit would still apply. He has a playlist with unboxings alone: 31 elements with the earliest being from 11th of June 2016. He seriously is getting lazy.
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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:28 am

The adpocalypse is one of the greatest fucking things ever.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:49 am

My boner has been constant ever since this started. We've got DSP fucking arguing that youtube and google's adsense ToS is illegal, all while pretending as though he wasn't banned from adsense years ago and shouldn't be on adsense to begin with. :D

I've said in the past that I'd just ban all these e-celebs and delete their videos to reduce my server costs if I ran jewtube, but this might be better. This way, those who are making videos because they're passionate about sharing with others can still do that. But profiteering ebeggar shits will be pushed off the website by their own greed.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by AwesomePizza » Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:57 am

Some people go out and find their own sponsers. AVGN did a few and added a quick plug into the video.

But that takes work and content. Unboxing, reactions, and off the cuff reviews don't cut it.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Vaporwear » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:50 am

AwesomePizza wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:57 am
Some people go out and find their own sponsers. AVGN did a few and added a quick plug into the video.

But that takes work and kahntent. Unboxing, reactions, and off the cuff reviews don't cut it.
Yey, I'm totally up for more assholes talking about fucking Lootcrate, that retarded service where you pay for some scam artist company to send you useless nerd garbage in a box on a monthly basis. That's totally what some of these fuckers will do.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by AwesomePizza » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:20 am

You know they are getting stuck with so much stuff they're selling off the excess inventory for like $2. Loot crate isn't long for this world.

Also I don't think they pay anyone unless someone uses their special code. Otherwise they just send out boxes and hope people talk about it.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:43 am

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:15 am
he'd probably be a manager somewhere by now, and could have been earning $45K a year by now.
He'd be the highest paid manager in the country
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by drisko » Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:02 am

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:15 am
Eh, he's not doing that well honestly. Patreon takes $1,500 yearly from that. He then has to pay the IRS over 5 grand a year in taxes... followed by Minnesota's state tax $2K a year. That leaves him with less than $24K a year. Which means he takes home, at best, less than $2k a month.

By investing time and money into an actual career out of college, even something as menial as retail, if he actually kept working at it, he'd probably be a manager somewhere by now, and could have been earning $45K a year by now. But, eh, he's earning half that and doesn't have the job history to even earn that much for the first 5 years of his restarted career once the bubble bursts.
He probably gets a little something from the few ads still playing, plus merchandise, but I see your point. If Lewis had been smart about the storylines, he would have done them in a way where they could be put on a DVD and sold to make some extra income. Even though they're shit, there is an audience out there who enjoys them and he never really catered to them beyond buying some more Power Rangers crap and using music from other properties.

if any one of us went back to the start of TGWTG and joined as another comic book reviewer, we'd probably steal his audience out from under him, meaning he would have had to have stayed at that retail job. He might have even had to grow up a little more than he has now.

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