Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

1 month old.
14 views.
0 likes, 1 dislike.

Damn son. That's just sad. Certainly makes me feel better about my own little slice of youtube hell.

2 dislikes now :p

I mean, if you're doing it for the hell of it, because you enjoy it or whatever, it doesn't really matter if you have 0 views, there are a lot worse ways to waste your time, like watching TV or sperging on random forums, most of youtube channels go nowhere anyways, on the other hand, first thing what comes from this blobs mouth is how he is bitter about no one watching his videos, so he clearly has or had some delusions of self entitled fame he deserves or smthng.

It's a digital form of cancer of the internet. Think of all the electricity, and bandwidth and thousands of gigabytes of storage being wasted to store all that useless, repulsive data. His time would be better spent smoking crack, at least then there is a possibility he can psychologically break through and perhaps achieve some form of self realization and reflection that he's just wasting peoples time, resources, and even his own dignity is being shitted away.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Besides all these cringy videos nobody watched anyways can probably be used later down the line to fill you with deep shame (provided you actually managed to grow out of this phase).

2 dislikes now :p

"Thank$ for the view$!"

Yeah, it doesn't work like that no more.

I have no idea how it works now, but certainly not like that

Good.

[Tony Schiavone]

I mean, if you're doing it for the hell of it, because you enjoy it or whatever, it doesn't really matter if you have 0 views, there are a lot worse ways to waste your time, like watching TV or sperging on random forums, most of youtube channels go nowhere anyways, on the other hand, first thing what comes from this blobs mouth is how he is bitter about no one watching his videos, so he clearly has or had some delusions of self entitled fame he deserves or smthng.

It's a digital form of cancer of the internet. Think of all the electricity, and bandwidth and thousands of gigabytes of storage being wasted to store all that useless, repulsive data. His time would be better spent smoking crack, at least then there is a possibility he can psychologically break through and perhaps achieve some form of self realization and reflection that he's just wasting peoples time, resources, and even his own dignity is being shitted away.

Only children make videos like this and post/share them for no other reason than to do it for fun, and watch it only among family and friends.

When my fucking Roundups are being read by more people on Reddit, you know it's time to quit and find a new hobby.

Nothing screams "I'VE GOTTA WATCH THIS VIDEO!!" more, than seeing a thumbnail of a bugman, who's either asleep or unconscious.


EDIT: Actually...fuck it! Let's push this guy and his terrible videos to the moon!
Can we get this guy on Channel Awesome? Front page, top video?

[mistermott]

Depends how thirsty Doge is for new slaves *cough* I mean talent.

[Kugelfisch]

Man, that's just sad. In those years more people ought to have found his channel by dumb luck and liked the videos for a lack of taste. His amount of non-success is almost surreal.

[Guest]

Man, that's just sad. In those years more people ought to have found his channel by dumb luck and liked the videos for a lack of taste. His amount of non-success is almost surreal.

Those few views are from analytics bots scanning Youtube and sadly from us linking to his content. I suppose it's an achievement that he fucked up on the tags so badly, the content is so poor, whatever the reason may be one should theoretically be able to get at least 1 video view a day if they are the bare minimum of competent correctly tagging their videos.

Even completely mindless spam clips and youtube poop blow this guy out of the water, I don't think you could get less views even if you tried uploading a blank screen with no music and tagged it with nothing.

[Guest]

YouTube Poop is kino and the only artform I consider legitamite.

[Kugelfisch]

Man, that's just sad. In those years more people ought to have found his channel by dumb luck and liked the videos for a lack of taste. His amount of non-success is almost surreal.

Those few views are from analytics bots scanning Youtube and sadly from us linking to his kahntent. I suppose it's an achievement that he fucked up on the tags so badly, the kahntent is so poor, whatever the reason may be one should theoretically be able to get at least 1 video view a day if they are the bare minimum of competent correctly tagging their videos.

Even completely mindless spam clips and youtube poop blow this guy out of the water, I don't think you could get less views even if you tried uploading a blank screen with no music and tagged it with nothing.

That's what I'm saying. You will find plenty of super obscure, low-view channels if you're looking for something on a game that's on sale at GOG or some shit. 100 accidental clicks is nothing. He must fuck up incredibly bad at tags without even trying. He may as well release his videos on the dark net and even that would likely get more clicks.

[Carn]

"Centaur Productions"
12 views.
Major kek.

[Guest]

I bet he likes horse pussy.