DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kugelfisch]

It's all about the dopamine hit. He is going to scuttle his Kick channel soon, as "the support" isn't coming in.

Idiot! He loves gambling and Kick is pretty much created for gambling streams. He should've hit up some online slots company and get into gambling streaming.
At least initially his views would be good and when the gambling audience comes in he can abandon his dents. The gambling audience doesn't care if you're an absolute shitbag.

But he can't let go of his "chill streams", the biggest misnomer of all times!

[rabidtictac]

Y'know, it hit me again how weird it is that so many manchildren like wrestling? Why the fuck is that?

Maybe I'm different because I never watched wrassle wrassle when growing up. My first real exposure was sparring with a dude who did wrestling moves, and then again when I did some greco-roman wrestling at a dojo. Overall, I just found wrestling an uncomfortable and awkward experience. Not something I really wanted to repeat (it's useful to know escapes). Also had to have a whole "woah, this feels pretty fucking gay" moment the first couple times I did greco-roman.

So I'm not going to say that every dude who is big into wrestling is closet homosexual but it sure fucking seems to me that some of them (like Philbert) are suuuuuuper closeted, capital-G Guhaaaaaayyyyyyyyy. South Park already made the joke that olympic wrestling looks like two dudes about to bone each other. Guess that's why pro wrestling had to invent a bunch of fake moves where you slap a dude in the neck with your arm instead of grappling his ass.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's obviously the storytelling.

[rabidtictac]

Let me put it this way: I think there's probably gay porn out there that looks less gay than wrestling does.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

[Le Redditeur]

It's taken out of context.

[ebin namefag]

In the manga The Legend Of The Strongest Man Kurosawa FKMT says that wrasslin is what people had before animu.
So wrasslin and actual sports are gaymo slop entertainment that were anime for your dad.

[rabidtictac]

That's what American football is, but I don't know about wrassling.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's what American football is, but I don't know about wrassling.

Well it has all the rivalries, betrayals and general story arcs you could hope for in a DBZ clone.

[ebin namefag]

Max Miller is a detractor.