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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:11 am

drisko wrote:
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Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:15 pm
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She probably assumes big tits = sexy regardless of anything else.
She doesn't even have big tits. Fat but flat is the worst of all hells.
Never seen the photos so I just assumed some fat went to the tits. But yeah, if it all goes to the gut you're fucked.
after checking her pornhub page she is al about ass, all her videos are either her sucking dick in close up or her twerking naked or in cosplay, she is all about her fat ass

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:24 am

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I can't tell if metal itself is autistic or just has the most autistic fans.
Whatever it is I can't handle it, theres only so much tism one man can absorb.
it has some of the most autistic for sure , tehres a mix of metalheads and geeks that are autism incarnate
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Poonoo » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:12 pm

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I can't tell if metal itself is autistic or just has the most autistic fans.
Whatever it is I can't handle it, theres only so much tism one man can absorb.
On the internet the most autistic metalheads thrive, if you actually go to a gig and talk to them in real life they are relatively normal. More so if they are older, when you are younger you go through an edgy phase where you hate "posers", a thing going back to the 80s. The newest band to hate is Asking for Alexandria, when I was younger it was Trivium, before than it was Nu-Metal and before that it was Hair Metal. It's one thing to hate corporate shit, but young metalheads embrace full autism when shitting on those bands to the point where one guy filled up water balloons full of piss to throw at Trivium.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Vaporwear » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:58 pm

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I checked some of her camwhoring pictures (the substandard whore Carl is thirsting after, not April) and she looks about as fat as Tamara aka Token Latina from Doge Walker's tv show. She has a very revolting Motoko Kusanagi cosplay.
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Ewwww why is anyone lusting over that Motoko Fatsanagi? Why is this Carl person such a nasty failure pervert? I'm just surprised by how much concentrated loser exists around Noah Antwiler and the weird freaks that follow him, or I guess in this case, stalk his "girlfriend".

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:32 pm

Everyone knows sludge, doom and drone are the patrician metal subgenres. New popular metal is trash, but away from the mainstream metal and alternative shit has been pretty based for a few years.

The genre with the most autistic fans is hip hop. Try talking about hip hop online and you’ll be flooded with thousands of faggots repping for some shitty mixtapes no one has ever heard of in a bid to be more edgy and underground than you. I guarantee you they are all fat white spergs too.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:58 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:27 am
I checked some of her camwhoring pictures (the substandard whore Carl is thirsting after, not April) and she looks about as fat as Tamara aka Token Latina from Doge Walker's tv show. She has a very revolting Motoko Kusanagi cosplay.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:17 am

Vaporwear wrote:
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Ewwww why is anyone lusting over that Motoko Fatsanagi? Why is this Carl person such a nasty failure pervert? I'm just surprised by how much concentrated loser exists around Noah Antwiler and the weird freaks that follow him, or I guess in this case, stalk his "girlfriend".
The Carls of this world probably figured that there's less competition for them.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by drisko » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:59 am

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Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:11 am
drisko wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:45 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
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She doesn't even have big tits. Fat but flat is the worst of all hells.
Never seen the photos so I just assumed some fat went to the tits. But yeah, if it all goes to the gut you're fucked.
after checking her pornhub page she is al about ass, all her videos are either her sucking dick in close up or her twerking naked or in cosplay, she is all about her fat ass
Why would you check out her pornhub page? Actually, I'm kind of curious, how many views are the videos getting? I'm hoping under a thousand. I can't bear to look for myself.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:09 am

Carl has a lot of poles in the water at any given time. This Chell camwhore is one of several women he stalks on twitter and sucks up to constantly.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:47 pm

drisko wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:59 am
Guest wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:11 am
drisko wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:45 am


Never seen the photos so I just assumed some fat went to the tits. But yeah, if it all goes to the gut you're fucked.
after checking her pornhub page she is al about ass, all her videos are either her sucking dick in close up or her twerking naked or in cosplay, she is all about her fat ass
Why would you check out her pornhub page? Actually, I'm kind of curious, how many views are the videos getting? I'm hoping under a thousand. I can't bear to look for myself.
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