DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Phil's legacy will inevitably outlive Ralph. It is written.

[Le Redditeur]

Well, duh. Ralph is actually outliving his own life expectancy, between xanniberries and cheap Mexican fentanyl-laced drugs, and his extremely unhealthy lifestyle. Phil's addiction is to sweaty men gacha, and the only way that would shorten his own lifespan is if he ends up contracting monkeypox from finally living his (poorly disguised) secret desires.

[rabidtictac]

DSP finally admitted DownFromTheRafters is him. He has a new lie now that he sold the account on the black market to some other whale a couple years ago, so the spending trackers aren't accurate for him now because it's a different person. He claims now that he has some other WWE Champions account he made more recently, which is where he does his whaling now. He provides no proof for any of this and these new statements come right after admitting to a seven-year long lie.

But we're very close to dsp admitting a gacha/gambling addiction.

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An easy way to confirm or deny if dsp actually sold his account is to clip the video where he admits he sold it and get that downfromtherafters account banned by Scopely for TOS violation.

If he really does have a new account then he shouldn't care if we get downfromtherafters banned.

The next step would be to use the clip of Phil Burnell admitting he violated tos to get all other accounts that use Phil's personal info banned for tos violation as well. Phil Burnell, the individual, should be banned by Scopely for selling his account.

[Complicity]

And all it took was Warski and PPP to tell him to do it. Finally the pigroach is truly happy. No more pretending he cares, no more pretending he's poor and counting pennies to pay his billth, he can finally be the asshole he really is.

I've never seen him more happy or knowledgeable about anything. Every question asked about the game, he had an instant answer incorporating current and past meta. When he took a piss break, instead of a 20-minute break (like usual,) he was back in 30 seconds. He talked about the "meat of the game" being when you unlock the "better pulls" (he already spent 200 in pulls alone) and that he can't wait to get there. He was having so much fun pulling that he immediately scheduled to play the game again TONIGHT.

And the comments section was pointing out how there was no event going on.
Wait until pride month, when he'll have a chance to win a limited edition Hog@n covered in lube.

[rabidtictac]

Now that he's been talking about WWE Champions more, people have asked him questions like, "what is your favorite wrestler in the game?"

Guess what his answer was? Hogan. His favorite wrestler is hogan. The meme is unironically true. He whales in that game, spending thousands so he can pull hogans.

[Complicity]

The Hog@n$ pulling experience:

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Wait until pride month, when he'll have a chance to win a limited edition Hog@n covered in lube.

Or the elusive Rainbow Hogan.

[Le Redditeur]

I wonder if Pigroach used to lie that badly to his parents and they just nodded and went along with it, instead of letting t be very clear that they know when he was bullshitting them. Because his explanation for the WWE Champions stuff is the kind of lie a small child would tell his parents after breaking daddy's toolbox or mom's prized china.

[Kugelfisch]

I didn't expect anything less of him that totally half-assing his "redemption arch".

[rabidtictac]