DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's like an allegory for going trans uwu

[rabidtictac]

And all it took was Warski and PPP to tell him to do it. Finally the pigroach is truly happy. No more pretending he cares, no more pretending he's poor and counting pennies to pay his billth, he can finally be the asshole he really is.

I've never seen him more happy or knowledgeable about anything. Every question asked about the game, he had an instant answer incorporating current and past meta. When he took a piss break, instead of a 20-minute break (like usual,) he was back in 30 seconds. He talked about the "meat of the game" being when you unlock the "better pulls" (he already spent 200 in pulls alone) and that he can't wait to get there. He was having so much fun pulling that he immediately scheduled to play the game again TONIGHT.

I embrace this arc. I want to see him become a WWE Champions streamer. He already dropped several juicy tidbits (he has credit cards again and his account is seven years old, just like downfromtherafters.)

If a fan donated 200 dollars to DSP and asked him to play a 40 dollar game, DSP's answer would be "maybe." But he booted up this free, shitty mobile game and IMMEDIATELY spent $100 in pulls and like $50 in some weird membership tiers.

What DSP is doing now is comparable to the Chantal mukbangs. We're getting unfiltered addict. Godlike content. Phil is the new bossmanjack.

[Le Redditeur]

Exactly! His eternal misery arc of getting trashed in figtan then raging before begging for money has being stale for years now. Happy Pig Phil is a great shake-up and there's no way he don't end up in Bankruptcy 2: The Begging a few years down the line. The only ones getting "felted" (as he now loves saying) are the KF detractors, his broken appliances, Khet (she's never getting that honeymoon) and Jasper (sorry kitty, no blood tests for you).

[Kugelfisch]

An odd turn of events but perhaps exactly what was needed. I have non idea why he was even open to engage with Kino Casino but this is pretty cool.

The detractors have been nothing but failfags for ages and Phil was stuck in a rut. Clearly overconfidence and believing that he's finally not a lolcow anymore is the way to go.
He should become the ironically praised Tomy Wiseau of streamers.

I haven't heard of that WWE Champions stream yet. Sounds hilarious!

[JL Unlimited]

I have non idea why he was even open to engage with Kino Casino but this is pretty cool.

Pigroach must be a big fan of adult Carl and Sheen

[Kugelfisch]

KC felted!

[rabidtictac]

An odd turn of events but perhaps exactly what was needed. I have non idea why he was even open to engage with Kino Casino but this is pretty cool.

The detractors have been nothing but failfags for ages and Phil was stuck in a rut. Clearly overconfidence and believing that he's finally not a lolcow anymore is the way to go.
He should become the ironically praised Tomy Wiseau of streamers.

I haven't heard of that WWE Champions stream yet. Sounds hilarious!

This should be the entire thing.

Find you a romantic partner that looks at you the way DSP looks at the $100 "buy pulls" button.

[Kugelfisch]

Nice! Should make for a good weekend watch.

[Dehbashi]

Guess who is going after DSP now? Sueeey!

[Kugelfisch]

Imagine getting puppeteered that much by two dozy leafs. The Kino Casino lives rent-free (and tax-free) inside his head.