DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[CuckTurdginson]

DSP is one of the only true alpha males left.

[Kugelfisch]

Meme magic. Luck of the pig, indestructible as a roach. They wouldn't listen and kept calling him a pigroach. He will outlast all his detractors, competitors and paypigs.

[Le Redditeur]

That's only because his "win" condition is the absolutely lowest possible.

[Complicity]

He's the next step of human evolution.
He'll survive the radiation of a nuclear apocalypse by claiming he would totally beat it at SF6 with a better controller.
He'll survive the void of open space, by claiming that it's the lag's fault that the oxygen doesn't arrive.

[Kugelfisch]

That's only because his "win" condition is the absolutely lowest possible.

That's true. He's not far off from a virus or some single cell organism going dormant.

[rabidtictac]

That's only because his "win" condition is the absolutely lowest possible.

He has no floor and he will beg until he literally dies, without any shame. In that sense, he's unkillable. He can't be fired because he doesn't work. You can't even take away his internet. He'll just stream from his phone or a library and beg there.

Short of showing up at his khando with a gat, he's truly the ultimate internet nobody and an unstoppable force (of begging.)

[Kugelfisch]

Any detractor that A-logs hard enough to show up would 100% trip on the doorstep and break his neck.

[rabidtictac]

Probably. Or spend 10 years in prison while dsp uses the attempted assault to e-beg for another $100k WWE Champions TIIIIIIIME.

[rabidtictac]

DSP is playing WWE Champions live on stream. He's showing his power level, both how easily he whales in the game and how much he knows about it.

[Le Redditeur]

And all it took was Warski and PPP to tell him to do it. Finally the pigroach is truly happy. No more pretending he cares, no more pretending he's poor and counting pennies to pay his billth, he can finally be the asshole he really is.