Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[Guest]

Gun to your head: Have to fuck Kelly or Warthog

Warthog has a fantastic ass.

Pics or you are lying.

[Le Redditeur]

I don't even know who Kelly is and I'd rather have a bullet in my brain.

Behold, the face of doom.

Green eyes and red hair? What a fucking waste. I suppose she could have been pretty if she hadn't ballooned.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She certainly seems to have a little bit more fat on her skull than what was originally intended.

He's been walking the Spoony path for a long time. Dont. Tell. Him. How. To. Improve.

He wasn't asking for help. He was merely announcing that his views are shite.

Back when TGWTG was a thing I remember seeing a post there by MarzGurl saying that she had quit her job and was going to focus on doing videos, and my reaction even back then was "why..?" I get that relatively big names like Doge, AVGN, Joe etc would work on their stuff full time (although, IIRC Rolfe still kept doing some extra work on the side) but what prevents the mid-to-low tiers like Todd, Lupa and baldy here from working a regular job - doesn't even have to be 100% full time - and then make videos on their time off, for a bit of extra cash? It's not like they're constantly putting out weekly episodes like Linkara and Doge.

They were lazy fucks who didn't want to have a real job and instead hoped that their internet gravy train would just keep going forever.

[Deckard]

They were lazy fucks who didn't want to have a real job and instead hoped that their internet gravy train would just keep going forever.

It's more than just laziness though. It's that they're dead set against doing an ounce of work that doesn't feel like playtime. If Baldy was smart he'd be pandering to the lowest common denominator and reviewing nothing but cape shit. Hell, he's got a baseline audience from TGWTG, he might do okay even with his creepy looks and horrible voice. But that's not FUN for him because he's a critic of "true cinema" now. So he'll continue making videos nobody will watch and crying himself to sleep on Twitter every night. It's the same with every IN, they don't understand what the kids enjoy nowadays so they fall back on what makes them happy rather than what makes them money.

[Kugelfisch]

You can also do both. Be the critic faggot you want to be and additionally watch dumb schlock.
I mean, how often does he upload anyway and does it really take him that long to make those videos? It's not like he spends his time doing anything else, as far as I can tell.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Hey now. Whining on twitter is at least a part-time job.

[Newhalf]

As far as Rachels go, I kinda feel that Film Bald got the better deal here compared to Spoon0r.
Like, look at him. He should actually go for it!
She's in fact way above his league. If he'd bounce around on that blubbery lard ass every night, trying to find a way in for his piddly reeking worm, he might become less of a whiny bitch.

[Guest]

Gun to your head: Have to fuck Kelly or Warthog

Warthog has a fantastic ass.

Pics or you are lying.

[Kugelfisch]

As far as Rachels go, I kinda feel that Film Bald got the better deal here compared to Spoon0r.

She is also a Spoon loon. Buck the Cuck is only a side bitch for her.

[Guest]

Warthog has a fantastic ass.

Fantastic in that it's big enough to block traffic. It also looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman in a wig.

Meanwhile I agree Film Brain makes out better. Obvious mental deficiencies aside, if she were to shed all that blubber there might be something worthwhile hidden underneath. Kinda looks like Susan Tyrrell in her prime.