April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Poonoo]

I browsed my city and saw a bunch of thumbnails for ugly men and women. Noped the fuck out.

So that's where your profile picture came from.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

I browsed my city and saw a bunch of thumbnails for ugly men and women. Noped the fuck out.

So that's where your profile picture came from.

Some bitches weren't far off.

[Cuckson]

watch out iron bull!
also in carl news

[GitGud]

What an creep. The thirst is strong with this one.
One day in the future there will be his gravestone that reads:

Here lies Carl
The lust for pussy was his end. He thirsted for vago like an indian man, but all he could get was his uncle Stan.

[mad bum]

I made a fetlife profile once, just to see what kind of shit was in my area.

They have a horrible system for finding people near you.

Go on...

Nothing to say.

You can only browse by city. No distance radius. You also can't seem to search for only females.

I browsed my city and saw a bunch of thumbnails for ugly men and women. Noped the fuck out.

Yep that was a big complaint for that site, but a lot of women didn't want it because they didn't want people to find them. Bitch why'd you join in the first place.

And the people on there are beyond ugly, they truly make lupa look like a sex goddess.

[Tony Schiavone]

Carl? A job??

I roll to disbelieve.


His only full time work is being a creepy stalker. The women he goes after aren't exactly good looking, but their bodies do fit the profile to be found on the 6 o'clock news (or at the start of the movie, introducing the villain).

[Angelfire Memes]

Can someone report Carl as a potential mass shooter please?

[Guest]

Worked 10 years in retail?

I figured Carl was something like 19 years old.

Is he actually some creepazoid early 40s guy?

[Guest]

ffs Carl...

[Some Sick Fuck]

Too bad Carl doesn't have a sanity meter/cumphuthor, which would be infinetely more useful to him, because the constant alarm going off would likely make him commit suicide. And dead Carl means a little bit more hope for humanity.