Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[BenComicGraphics]

This whole calling someone a coward to try and puff yourself up reminds me of a funny story.

My best friend has a younger brother who is a gay asshole. This punk started fights and thought he was a tough guy even though he was a skinny fuck that only had money because his 40 year old lover liked tight young men.

Asshole younger brother disappeared from everyone's lives until he popped up on the news. He was in New York City now and had the shit beat out of him by a gang of black men. He was being interviewed about the assault and said "yeah so they beat me and I was on the concrete and then they walked away like cowards"

I remember this because I shouted at the TV "No, Michael, you stupid fuck. They walked away because they finished. I promise if you went 'where do you think you're going, you cowards' while bleeding on the pavement, they would've walked right back and beat your gay ass some more!"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What were they supposed to do at this point, anyways? Wait politely for the cops to show up? Keep curbstomping him until his brain spallters across the street?

[A12]

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[Pepsi Man]

Captions please:

Fixed.

Oh, you actually noticed and fixed it yourself right as I did. Well I'm too lazy to edit it out so whatever.

[Liar Revealed]

Then again, didn't Liar Revealed study in Japan? Ask him about it

I'll have to ask my parents, but in my case I was an exchange student and think I was only paying my in-state Evergreen tuition.

It seems like dorm rent was cheap, like $200. But the living conditions were total shit. No heat or air conditioning. Cockroach-infested kitchens. People were supposed to take turns cleaning the communal areas (no janitors!), but they were always filthy.

The phone system was totally screwy. You had to pay in advance for how ever many minutes you thought you would use into a machine on the first floor lobby. If you didn't use them that month, too bad, they don't roll over. And if you go over your minutes, your call gets cut off. I eventually just got a cell phone.

[mad bum]

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>Implying marzgunt would be a dominant

[Guest]

They're waiting for the legal process like adults, Gash. In the meantime, though, they're donating to Vic's legal fund and supporting him financially by attending his conventions, thus encouraging more conventions to ignore these idiots and keep inviting Vic to their conventions. Nobody's donating to MarzGurl's legal fund (i.e., scam not actually connected to a law firm like Vic's) and hardly anyone showed up to what's-her-name's alternate signing event. The Vic / due process supporters are doing a hell of a lot more than the KickVic people, actually.

[Guest]

What were they supposed to do at this point, anyways? Wait politely for the cops to show up? Keep curbstomping him until his brain spallters across the street?

The answer is obviously curbstomping. Too bad they were typical lazy niggers who don't finish what they start.

[Kugelfisch]

What were they supposed to do at this point, anyways? Wait politely for the cops to show up? Keep curbstomping him until his brain spallters across the street?

The answer is obviously curbstomping. Too bad they were typical lazy niggers who don't finish what they start.

He was likely hoping to get another round of hard pounding but this time in form of them running a train on him.

[BenComicGraphics]

I found the old news report on YouTube btw.