DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How about ties instead?

[Kugelfisch]

That would look way too much like work.
Besides, a tie symbolizes one's willingness to hang for one's beliefs, something serial liar Fill certainly wouldn't.

[rabidtictac]

How about ties instead?

How about pants?

You all do realize that he wears his zelda pajama shorts every single day when he streams right?

[Kugelfisch]

For fast microdick access to fap live on YT.

[Some Sick Fuck]

That would look way too much like work.
Besides, a tie symbolizes one's willingness to hang for one's beliefs, something serial liar Fill certainly wouldn't.

Implying pigroach can tie a tie (english is retarded...).

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

His attempts would be hilarious, though.

If he doesn't use fake ties, or ties that are already purchased pre-tied.

[Kugelfisch]

A rubber strap or push button one would be his choice for sure.

[Guest]

A rubber strap or push button one would be his choice for sure.

He's pushing buttons...

[Some Sick Fuck]

or ties that are already purchased pre-tied.

I don't know if you can buy those in retard-land (Murica, just in case), but in my country, only the ties for kids come in pre-tied with a strap, because we expect adults to tie them. As far as I know (and I know, because I used to sell ties), the only pre-tied ones you can get are special ones for weddings with lavish knots that you can't really get with tying it normally. Then again, I could see pigroach getting one of these...

You can get plenty of pre-tied bowties, through, but I don't want to imagine him wearing a fucking bowtie, dood...

[Le Redditeur]

or ties that are already purchased pre-tied.

You can get plenty of pre-tied bowties, through, but I don't want to imagine him wearing a fucking bowtie, dood...

That would actually be interesting, you know, something he could do for variety or even to try change his image from this toxic, classless pig. So of course he'll never wear one.

I absolutely hate wearing ties, but even then, in the brief period I had to wear one for work, I managed to learn how to do the basic tie knot in a couple of minutes after watching a video explaining how to do it. After a couple of days I was able to do it even without looking in the mirror. It's not that complicated and it is good enough.