DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Guest]

I hope those posts I read about Philmom wanting grandkids was satire. If that's true she needs to be tracked down and have an icepick dug into her eye sockets.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

DSP himself probably shot her down, probably with a long-winded explanation of the multi-step process required to sire children.
Dude has no time for this. He has to beg for bits and cheers and whateverthefuck.

[Some Sick Fuck]

What are Pigroach's parents like?

Disappointed.

Apparently not, because these losers kept getting used by their good for nothing son and took it like the cucks they are. Probably dumb, but unlike him, not malicious, so perfect suckers.

[Guest]

DSP himself probably shot her down, probably with a long-winded explanation of the multi-step process required to sire children.

Fill takes off the condom and walks across the goat mansion to dump his weak load into the toilet.

[Kugelfisch]

I'd be surprised if he had any swimmers anyway.

[Guest]

I'd be surprised if he had any swimmers anyway.

You could shine a blacklight over his PS4 controller and nothing would come up.

[rabidtictac]

DarkSydeKaren was given an explanation from the twitch legal team for why he was banned removed from the partner program. It was for "hateful slurs." As can be expected, he went on a massive, hog-wild screaming rant after hearing that.

[Angelfire Memes]

Phil Burnell, contract law understander.

[Newhalf]

I especially liked when he squealed that he "NEVER EVER" used any slurs.
It might be a bullshit reason to get canceled from anything, but come on.
I bet there exist entire compilations about him flying into an autistic rage and crudely insulting every person he can think of, most of all his subscriber base.

[rabidtictac]

His Asian slurs alone could fill a fat folder if one were to start counting.