Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Wait what.
I read back a few pages but cant find the origin of the story.

So basically spoony was about to win a contest to have The Ultima-garry dude make a new game starring spoony or something?
And he got pushed out by people hating him at the last moment?

OMG this would be epic, enough to make spoony curl up in a ball for the whole year of 2018.

I can already see him filled with glee ooohhhhh im going to make money again and get my name out without having to do anything! shekkellssssss

And then just after he called some gardening service to finally remove his rotten tree the news comes in that he lost because he is one of the most hated persons on the internet hahaha

the tears oooeeeh the tears they taste like humiliation!

No, in the Awesome Games Done Quick charity stuff they where going to speedrun Ultima 6, and they had a vote for the name of the character in the speedrun, Spoony name came up and people where donating, to the point Spoony started bragging on Twitter about it. But people with a brain started to vote for another name, it was going neck to neck until at the end someone donated 300$ to make sure Spoony didnt win.

Spoony is so pathetic that his only accomplishment in years would have been having his name put in the speedrun of a game, and got really salty when his name lost.

Lol so nothing amazing really yeah its sad something small like this would upset him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm sure future generations of gamers would've still watched that speedrun, marvelling at his name in some tiny corner of the screen.

[Rushy]

For he is the Kwisatz Haderach

[Kugelfisch]

I miss when games were games and story was a cool bonus, not faggot "art" like it is now.

The worst thing is that games have never been more far removed from art as they are now. The industry is a fucking trash fire.
Game designers are insecure shitheads. They don't let you just fuck around anymore. They don't let you just do whatever with the base game mechanics but feel the need to handhold you. And they are all so sloooooow!
Limit the players possibility of interactions, railroad them and handhold them every step of the way, reward them with superficial shit, require no skill, learning, strategy and stifle all creativity.

He's only seen the movie.

So? Is Paul's upbringing any different in it? Is there no Gurney who trained him all the while?
I mean, for fuck's sake, what does Paul even have that's even remotely considered outlandish? Better prescience but still no perfect vision or even understanding of the oracle. That's about it. Any Honoured Mother could defeat even well trained soldiers without breaking a sweat. The only really special thing about him is that he's male and can foresee a bit more than the Bene Gesserit can.
And let's not forget that his prescience isn't even all that useful as he tries to escape his "terrible purpose" and actively avoids the future playing out as he sees how it would happen.
He's really just a male Bene Gesserit.

Man, some supposed nerd Spoony is, having only watched the batshit garbage movie where Guild navigators are fish monsters and shit. It's like claiming nerd cred about D&D and only having watched the movie.

[Charlar]

None of the characters he mentioned are what he claims, Kugel mentionned Paul Atreides but Arthur was trained and was the son of Uther Pendragon, Batman trained his mind and body.

Spoony is a retard and a poser

[Guest]

Every one of Spoony's examples is terrible. Every one of them had years of training before they were kicking ass. Training that was equal to or better than the people they usually fight.

[pibbs]

Yes, Spoony, they're shitholes.

[Le Redditeur]

>Haiti is not a shithole

When the UN has to call Brazil of all countries to try and sort your shit, you know you're a shithole.

[Charlar]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking retard

[Rushy]

He's only seen the movie.

So? Is Paul's upbringing any different in it? Is there no Gurney who trained him all the while?
I mean, for fuck's sake, what does Paul even have that's even remotely considered outlandish? Better prescience but still no perfect vision or even understanding of the oracle. That's about it. Any Honoured Mother could defeat even well trained soldiers without breaking a sweat. The only really special thing about him is that he's male and can foresee a bit more than the Bene Gesserit can.
And let's not forget that his prescience isn't even all that useful as he tries to escape his "terrible purpose" and actively avoids the future playing out as he sees how it would happen.
He's really just a male Bene Gesserit.

Gurney does exist(bizarrely played by Patrick Stewart) but Paul's training is barely referenced and is more focused on the "Weirding Modules" aka sonic guns developed by the Atreides that anyone can use.