Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Liar Revealed]

OK, so I guess King Spoony has declared he shall not age past 33. For some reason. Even though his mental maturity isn't even that.

[ClawMidnight]

OK, so I guess King Spoony has declared he shall not age past 33. For some reason. Even though his mental maturity isn't even that.

You see, it's much more societally acceptable for him to be a bipolar trainwreck in his early thirties, but when he's pushing 40 that's just too much to bear thinking about!

[Guest]

Happy Birthday you pitiful sack o shit!

So the joke is that he's lying about his age? He must be older than that.

He's 37

[mad bum]

Damnit that was me, shit signed me out

[rabidtictac]

And I thought DSP was immature at age 35. Spoony's 37 and this is how he is? Bruh.

[drisko]

It's amazing how many of the nobodies were born around the same time. Spoony, Doge, Brad, James, Bob, all are roughly the same age. What's funny, though, is that Spoony's the oldest and yet has the least to show for his efforts these days.

[Osterzone]

My dad was 37 when I was born. At least Noah's lucky that he never accidentally knocked up Scarlett or April since the dumbass can barely take care of himself.

[drisko]

That might have actually helped. If he'd knocked up Scarlet, she would have forced him to keep pumping out videos so they could support themselves, plus needing to care for another human being might have kept his head out of his ass.

April probably would have given the kid foetal alcohol syndrome and killed it through negligence.

[Auli]

Could you imagine how uncomfortable the lid would be?

Going to school and you get beat up because your father is a massive dick on Twitter all day?

I'd love it if the kid showed up in a MAGA-hat.

[Guest]

Anyone else suspicious that Spoony is really hung?