DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Some Sick Fuck]

I love it First fucking thing he says, he catches me completely off guard. Classic pigroach!

[Moe Bitches]

There's something really cursed knowing DSP used to have about half a million subs.

[Guest]

Subs don't mean anything. Viewers matter and he never had half a million of those.

[mad bum]

He abused a time when youtube was paying a ridiculous amount per view and would just shit out tons of videos, much like channel awesome and BLIPBLIPBLIP.

[Kugelfisch]

Finest Philpig logic. Call everyone an asshole and/or idiot all your life, be a cunt to everyone, try to scam everyone that ever did business with you - all shall be forgiven twice over because people call you out on it.
I guess the most famous and universally hated mass murderers in history must have absolutely fantastic karma.

There's something really cursed knowing DSP used to have about half a million subs.

80-90% of those were gifted to randoms by the same three paypiggies. That's why he never had even remotely that many viewers.
It's like being in hospital and getting five hundred get well cards but only two visitors because one lunatic bought every card he could find at his local store and sent them in bulk.

[Guest]

Did they change the recipe?

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[rabidtictac]

DSP got kicked from his Wrassle Wrassle guild and had to join a new one. This explains why he's been so pissy lately. He wants to scream about how the detractors fucked him, but he can't. Because if he does whine about losing his guild, he'll be revealing that account was him all along.

He filed another amendment to his bankruptcy application, where he reveals more assets. Guess he figured he couldn't hide those. He's still lying about the total value of his personal electronics, as well as pretending he has no home appliances that would be non-exempt. Whatever man. These lies only hurt him. Every amended filing is an admission to fucking up earlier, and Nancy is gonna notice that the amendments keep revealing more and more assets that he claimed he didn't have. He went from $0 in collectibles up to $2500 overnight. Huh. Really makes me think.

[Kugelfisch]

Wasn't he kicked from Uselessness before for a few days? Maybe he's not pulling his weight as a whale right now. Gotta spend fast!

[Guest]

I was always wondering what the average whale looked like that funds those f2p games.

[Cucksonjin]

Wasn't he kicked from Uselessness before for a few days? Maybe he's not pulling his weight as a whale right now. Gotta spend fast!

It was because the kiwis doxxed the guildmaster