Pat the NES Cunt

[Guest]

I saw you post Guru Larry - you can't wipe away the evidence that quickly.

And yes, you were right all along. I don't know what it is you were right about exactly but if it involved Pat ingesting bull semen, you hit the nail on the head.

[Guest]

All the people clicking dislikes on his videos are retarded though since they just count as activity just the same as likes YouTube isn't Reddit

[Kugelfisch]

People will never figure that out. But Pat and Ian being such insufferable twats likely leads to some really bad viewer retention.

[BobbyBoucher]

cupodcast 138:

• diablo immortal again:
  • "Don't worry guys, we were totes hyperbole."
    • I've listened to all their podcasts. It wasn't. They honestly believed what they were saying.
    • They joined the Blizzard Defense Force like a bunch of other media hacks.
  • "people didn't like us because we were contrarian"
    • Not because they were defending cheap cash-in games like those old NES movie tie-in games that retro gamers like Pat complain about.
  • they lost 2500 to 3000 podcast subscribers
    • Pat didn't panic when he said that, so I guess his total subscribers might be 100k or more (I randomly came across references to him on two seaparate sites recently, so it's possible).
• Pat and Ian discuss gaming/Internet addiction in South Korea.
  • They never acknowledge that Blizzard is one of the beneficiaries of this.
    • Also that their PC products are popular there.
    • Oh, and the World of Warcraft movie did so well in China it's getting a sequel.
• pat knows nothing about virtual boy stuff
  • by his own admission
  • At least he admits to not knowing something.

I was probably wrong before about Pat not having enough material for a third book. I forgot he was big on the TurboGrafx. He could probably make one more with that, but it doesn't quite have the nostalgia appeal of other consoles. (And die-hard Turbo collectors are going to call him on his shit.)

Check out the review for 7th Saga. Three stars out of five? That seems a bit generous.

And a fucking McMansion. I’ve never seen pictures, but I’m guessing that’s exactly what it is, complete with lawyer foyer.

His house is only about 2300 square feet. It's too small to be a McMansion. And way overpriced at $1.2 million.

A McMansion has to be large and cheap (like McDonalds food). This 4000 square foot house for $300k in Fort Worth is probably one.

[ChangeTheChunnel]

And a fucking McMansion. I’ve never seen pictures, but I’m guessing that’s exactly what it is, complete with lawyer foyer.

His house is only about 2300 square feet. It's too small to be a McMansion. And way overpriced at $1.2 million.

A McMansion has to be large and cheap (like McDonalds food). This 4000 square foot house for $300k in Fort Worth is probably one.

Okay, a McSplit Level.

[Le Redditeur]

Check out the review for 7th Saga. Three stars out of five? That seems a bit generous.

Probably going on the safe side. 7th Saga is by all means a piece of shit, but if you criticize it, people will just tell you to git gud at it. So a 3/5 is not exactly praising it, but also not shitting on it.

[Guest]

[*]they lost 2500 to 3000 podcast subscribers

• Pat didn't panic when he said that, so I guess his total subscribers might be 100k or more (I randomly came across references to him on two seaparate sites recently, so it's possible).

Who the fuck are these people? Pat is a black hole of charisma and not a reliable source of info.

[Kugelfisch]

How can you not know anything about the Virtual Boy as a Nintendrone scammer? It's the only Nintendo system absolutely everyone could get every game ever released for. It's harder and more expensive to get a full Ngage collection even.

[mad bum]

Why are the initials PC and not JR? We all know Roo wrote that.

[Kugelfisch]

Why are the initials PC and not JR? We all know Roo wrote that.

That's the whole point of a ghostwriter.