Pat the NES Cunt

[Kugelfisch]

NES game good. Orange man bad!

[ChangeTheChunnel]

So he’s depending on that book in order to keep his oversized status symbol? Most people would have figured that everything that makes him money would go into the maintenance of his lifestyle and general survival. But to outright say it? Jesus.

And a fucking McMansion. I’ve never seen pictures, but I’m guessing that’s exactly what it is, complete with lawyer foyer.

Reminds me of the foxdickers making fun of Doge for living in a middle-class neighborhood when he was worth a few million. First, dumbasses, that’s pretty telling of your views on money. Second, that’s not what’s in his bank account, it’s an accumulation of property, funds, etc. Third, if it’s just him, his wife, and now a cat, what the fuck would he need with a two-story six bedroom mansion in some wealthy neighborhood like Kenilworth? Fourth, consider mortgage payments, property taxes, etc. in the Chicago area.

Again, dumbasses.

[Kugelfisch]

Pat's previous place was an apartment you'd expect to cost something along the lines of 55k but actually did cost well double that. Those people have no basic concept of value. Why'd you even move to commiefornia? His house wouldn't even cost half a million if it was standing pretty much anywhere else besides maybe Jew York.

[rabidtictac]

Larry in the comments gloating of course. Pat has a pretty big ego tbh.

[ChangeTheChunnel]

And Pat will throw shade at Larry in another podcast episode once he catches wind of this. It's kind of beautiful, this loathing they have for each other.

[Kugelfisch]

I strongly dislike both so I can relate.

[mad bum]

Some friend you have, eh Pat? How's it feel to have someone stab you in the back for views.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And Pat will throw shade at Larry in another podcast episode once he catches wind of this. It's kind of beautiful, this loathing they have for each other.

They should kiss already.

[Guest]

i think the most offensive thing about pat for me, has always been his dumbass goofy face, his stupid clown/old lady hair, his eyeliner, and his dumbass voice. he used to talk like he had shit in his mouth, and it seems that he's mostly got past that, but sometimes it comes back. it's not just his face, but all the stupid faces he'd make with it. that goofy 'im a crazy retard' thing he did, that was supposed to be his trademark. what a fucking stupid trademark. just his idea that something like that would be a good trademark kind of thing shows how fucking moronic this asshat really is, and way back in the day when he popped up, it gave me a pretty good indicator of the quality of his content, which i avoided.

to find out that he's basically turning into an sjw more and more as he lives in cali... well, it was predictable, but it doesn't really bother me because i was smart enough to stay away from this dumpster fire. too bad a bunch of dummies got sucked in... somehow. no idea how, because his skits he had in his NES review videos he used to do as NES punk (YEAH I HAVE SEEN A FEW), were probably even sub-TGWTG quality. linkara is probably funnier than this guy. and on top of that, his NES reviews fucking suck. he's a toad and doesn't know shit. he didn't really go into the kind of depth that someone trying to break into the then 'burgeoning' scene of youtube reviewers should have gone into to stand out. instead, looking and acting like a faggot was his gimmick. avgn eventually started going into a nice amount of depth but pat just remained a faggot. why the fuck did so many tardos follow his shit-content in the first place?

but really, i think we all know this dude is eventually at some point going to crash and burn hard. cali is going to eventually digest him and shit him out on some sidewalk or gutter in san fran or la, where he'll spend the last of his vapid days. not sure what he's qualified for (NOTHING) and his money is eventually going to run out, living there.

[Guest]

Blizzard completely shit the bed with their horrible announcement. This game was made for Chinese whales but they debut it to a bunch of American PC gamers? That's just dumb.

Of course retard Pat would side with Blizzard. He's one of those retards who lecture you how capitalism works every time you complain about something shitty a company did. "Well, this is just a response to free market forces blah blah blah."

Thanks for the economics lecture, dickhead. I'm angry that I'm getting fucked. Just shut up and let me be angry. He will never live down that autistic interview with Colin Moriarty in my mind. The guy was complimenting Pat throughout that whole podcast but the autist couldn't let his guard down and not correct his guest for one moment. Completely horrid person.