Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Poonoo]

Point is, Monty was uncomfortable with that negative feedback (I think) and wanted DHI to become something else. But it wasn't ever going to. You can't plan a place like DHI. It springs up organically.

Monty's goal from the beginning was to be another TGWTG knockoff site and he thought he would achieve that by shitting on them to get a cheap boost in views. It attracted spergs like us but he thought that would lead to people giving a shit about his crappy articles and yearly Ebeeto videos. He eventually sperged the fuck out once he came to the realisation that no one was ever going to care about the actual site and the forum was all people cared about. It became a bit like Something Awful in that regard along with the Busy Street guys clearly being goons and bringing that vibe to DHI a little bit (though not entirely).

Once Jordan fucked Busy Street off the goon influence was gone on 2.0 and we slowly became more Chan-like, probably due to me being extremely lax on moderation naturally leading to a place becoming a shitposters paradise.

[Kama]

I've been rewatching the critic lately and it makes me wonder what it'd be like if it was Brad's snob character as the star instead of Jay Sherman

[TheManWithNoPlan]

He’d have voted for Mr Burns film because “wtf so bad its good” and ruined the entire film festival.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Monty's goal from the beginning was to be another TGWTG knockoff site and he thought he would achieve that by shitting on them to get a cheap boost in views.

Imagine if we shucklefucks had actual storylines and shit

[Kama]

Implying one of you isn't the chosen one with a spaceship and a magic gun powered by the soul of a tortured and murdered little girl? Who also wins every fight by talking your opponent to death?

[Guest]

rabidtictac's spaceship is powered by his pent up jungle lust

[Guest]

wait DHI doesnt stand for Der Hitler Infants?

[Sieg Zeon]

Monty's goal from the beginning was to be another TGWTG knockoff site and he thought he would achieve that by shitting on them to get a cheap boost in views.

Imagine if we shucklefucks had actual storylines and shit

Well part of your storyline is that you’re a brilliant weeb scientist who is trying to harness the power of autism to tear the fabric of reality and unite with his waifu, hence why you search this site for the perfect candidate. It’s why Voice’s theory of autism is trademarked and everything.

Now the question is this, is the autism Predator style Hollywood super autism, or is it an energy like the force and you’re trying to find a powerful enough source to make that reality rip?

I want to see someone do the characters thing like cockslut and beanrod but instead of it being for plot it’s a legitimate case of DID.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Now the question is this, is the autism Predator style Hollywood super autism, or is it an energy like the force and you’re trying to find a powerful enough source to make that reality rip?

Being a weeb scientist, "autism" will naturally be a vaguely-defined superpower that makes you really good at piloting giant robots.

Implying one of you isn't the chosen one with a spaceship and a magic gun powered by the soul of a tortured and murdered little girl? Who also wins every fight by talking your opponent to death?

The gun will be powered by tentacle rape, and the "talking" will involve my Master's Thesis (tm) on which Cure is the objectively best waifu.

[Sieg Zeon]

Implying one of you isn't the chosen one with a spaceship and a magic gun powered by the soul of a tortured and murdered little girl? Who also wins every fight by talking your opponent to death?

The gun will be powered by tentacle rape, and the "talking" will involve my Master's Thesis (tm) on which Cure is the objectively best waifu.

Wait that was Kama you goofy bitch, you quoted me.