Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Auli]

Someone should tell him on Twitter that he's a fucking white male. Maybe he'll finally bite the dust.

[Chippah]

If he just kept up his work he could have people paying for his insurance anyway. What a dunderhead.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But he'd still have to work. Easy choice for him.

And he's not only a white cisgender male, but from a privileged family, no less. With a brother who is a cop and therefore a racist fascist by default.

"You could always make a video about this."
"Fuck you."

How dare you tell him what to do!

[da PAC Nigguh]

Noah is the poster child for repealing shit like Obamacare. Just ask any voter if they approve of having money taken from their paychecks to subsidize his do-absolutely-nothing lifestyle.

[drisko]

$762 a month can't get him motivated, he must have a job elsewhere. Or he won some lottery and never shared it. Knowing his lucky ass, that probably did happen.

[Rapeculture]

$762 a month can't get him motivated, he must have a job elsewhere. Or he won some lottery and never shared it. Knowing his lucky ass, that probably did happen.

He won the lottery by being born the son of rich parents who will pay his billth for him. Fuck, they probably bought his house for him, for all we know.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Even if he himself bought it, his parent's are probably making sure that he stays there (aka away from them).

And no wonder his mental and physical health is deteriorating. A single cisgender male was not meant to shoulder this much white privilege.

[AdorableOtter]

Spoopy's house being secured means Orcril never openly dumps him. Sploony never disappoints to disappoint.

[Ya Amber Heard Me?!]

I'm pretty sure Scarlett was his first real girlfriend, so dumbass had no idea about the red pill. Now he's stuck with that uggo Orcil for good unless he wants to lose his house and whatever funds he might still have.

Jesus, Forky, your life sucks.

[drisko]

I'm pretty sure Scarlett was his first real girlfriend, so dumbass had no idea about the red pill. Now he's stuck with that uggo Orcil for good unless he wants to lose his house and whatever funds he might still have.

Jesus, Forky, your life sucks.

He does seem like the type of beta who would never actively pursue someone out of fear of rejection. Maybe if Brad had bought him a hooker at some point he'd be less of an idiot. Or, more likely, he would have tried to get in a relationship with the hooker and paid her a grand a day to stay with him.

That'd get him motivated to get videos out.