Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun May 17, 2020 7:35 pm

I mean Will Forte is great, but fuck they really did him poorly. Now if it was Frank Welker that was replaced, that would of really been a trash fire.
Edit: now I look on imdb and apparently Frank Welker plays Scooby Doo in this. I know for the last few years Frank played Scooby Doo, but ffs Zac Efron? It's one of those gotta put Celebrities into our movies just to make it relevant or get more people to see it.

Out of all of the voice actors from the OG show, the only ones mainstream people would even know would be Casey Kasem and maybe Frank Welker. The former because he was out right murdered and as far as I can remember Frank's the only one alive, which is sad.

Also this sucks because we had What's new and Mystery Incorporated. Scooby Doo's been rebooted so much, especially in the last decade.

You had that CN tv movie that no one but me remembers, Incorporated, that Scooby Doo puppet direct to DVD whizz, that Brickleberry (which also sucks) looking one Stay Cool, Lego I think?

And also this movie is like the original show in that it's going to be (out)dated. The animation, jokes, pop culture references and time piece music are mostly staples of Scooby Doo.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun May 17, 2020 8:38 pm

It's fascinating how often they keep trying to reboot this IP. This is like the Dark Universe of cartoons. Did the original show helped everyone through dark times or something?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Sun May 17, 2020 9:27 pm

Tracy Morgan is Capt. Caveman. A role that his voice finally fits perfectly.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Vaporwear » Sun May 17, 2020 10:08 pm

Matthew Willard sucks though so fuck him, replace him with anyone it doesn’t matter considering it’s fucking Scooby Doo. I mean, did any of you manchildren actually watch that low-budget piece of shit reboot? And if you did, you’re a child diddler who’s looking for the next thing to watch after MLP, fucking horse fucking losers.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun May 17, 2020 10:16 pm

Which one, most of them are low budget pieces of shit?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Liar Revealed » Mon May 18, 2020 3:46 am

The original Velma is also still alive, but she's 78 years old and she can't do the voice anymore.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Dehbashi » Mon May 18, 2020 3:59 am

I didn't even know she did Velma in the direct to video movies in the mid 2000s. I always assumed after the original Scooby Doo run she never voiced the character against just like the second actress for Daphne. I just found out that North did the same as her. I wonder why they were hired for the direct to video movies during that time but not for the TV show What's new Scooby Doo that was running during the same time? Both Welker and Kasem reprised their roles for the show.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Tue May 19, 2020 1:40 am

Moe Bitches wrote:
Sun May 17, 2020 7:35 pm
And also this movie is like the original show in that it's going to be (out)dated. The animation, jokes, pop culture references and time piece music are mostly staples of Scooby Doo.
One of the clips I saw had Simon Cowell playing himself in it, and I heard there are lots of current-year buzzwords. This will be outdated a lot faster than the original was. (Simon Cowell? Who even cares about him anymore NOW?)

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Tue May 19, 2020 1:51 am

I pirated Scoob, just because I hadn't watched Scooby Doo since a kid and was curious.

It was a piece of shit. The story is mostly about the Blue Falcon's emo kid trying to step into his father's shoes. There's no mystery and the Scooby gang are separated for most of it as Shaggy and Doo go play cape shit with Blue Falcon and Strong Black Female character, and Asian Dyno-Mutt (Ken Jeong). Velma, Daphne and Fred hardly do anything. Tracy Morgan plays Capt. Caveman (finally his retard voice works for something) and Simon Cowell plays an arrogant British fag (himself).

Shaggy and Scooby have a cliche third act break-up, Fred's waifu is the van, Daphne does nothing, Velma (I kid you not) as a kid dresses up as Ruth Bader Ginsburg for Halloween, and

Fuck it. I'm done talking about this shit.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue May 19, 2020 1:57 am

Tfw you can look down on Pibbs.
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