Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I want him to survive for the lulz his binge eating withdrawal will generate.

[Cuckara]

his binge eating withdrawal

We're talking about Boogie, I wouldn't be surprised if he continued to eat over 4,000 calories a day even with his stomach constricted.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I'm shocked the surgery didn't get cancelled at the last minute. I thought for sure the one week delay was going to lead to either a cancellation or a series of delays. Now the question is will he die on the operating die? Place your bets!

For the lulz, I secretly wish that he would die on table (since he's documenting everything, it would be hillarious), but I know that would mean the end of endless teary videos about Boogie's bravery and heroism, and me ending without my most hated nobody. Total Cancer isn't what he used to be, Le funny fat meme man is your friend is worthless moron, Spoony is Spoony, only Boogie and Balooning Bombardo remain my current favourites.

But he would totally deserve it for the circus he's making out of it. This degenerate knows damn well what he's doing, he'll make so much money from this, it's not even funny. He's not like John or Genna Bain who doesn't know what to keep private, he puts out exactly what he wants to feed his cultists. In my country, we have mobster-like politicians that are similarly successful like Boogie. In another life, he could've been a Bond villan. But that would require him to first find a backbone, and become like 1000x less pathetic than he is.

[Proboards Support]

Randomly saw a DeFranco vid today where he called Boogie inspirational.

Almost threw up when he talked about how hard booger is working.

[BigBootyDaddy]

Looks like he's still alive

[rabidtictac]

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/8 ... 3265395712

This dumb cuck. Every weight loss surgery procedure I have ever seen was like that. For a few weeks, a month, six months... They're not hungry. "It's a struggle to remember to eat."

Then that goes away. They feel hungry again. They start seeing food they used to eat and they start having some. A lot of them fall apart right there, and I think that'll be the spot where Boogie loses it and undoes all the surgery. He may not even recover fully from surgery before he's stuffing his face.

[TheProgressive]

It's not just hunger though. Last year I lost about 75lbs in order to become slim again. Keeping hunger at bay with few calories actually turned out to be pretty easy. It's fighting cravings and getting out of bad habits that is the difficult part.

That's what will destroy any progress this surgery would give him. Lacking hunger won't stop him being emotionally reliant on food, get him out of bad eating habits or give him the motivation to actually sort out the roots of his issues.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Lol, his lack of appetite could easily be explained by the anesthesia.

Once that wears off and he isn't caught up in the excitement of all the faggets looking for his cock because of how brave and strong he is to go through surgery, he will start thinking about all that delicious food again.
One piece of pizza wont hurt. After all, thats all that will fit. Just a sip of mtn dew. Just one scoop of ice cream.

[Some Sick Fuck]

He has to make the most out of it, now he can pretend that he has been magically cured, like I've said, his cult will trust anything anything at this point. Of course the thing about him not being hungry is nothing more than a common occurance after operation, but common sense is not applied, otherwise you cannot be Boogie believer. Therefore, it must mean that he'll never want to eat every again, and will lose most of his weight in following weeks. Next time on video, you'll see new, improved Boogie!

Also, lol at the surgery, it was laparoscopic, so they barely opened him. He made such a big deal out of this. I'm sure the operation itself is very complicated, but bitch complains about it as if they actually opened him up. Since it was done laparoscopically, it couldn't been that big of a task.

Also, more bullshit. I'll keep making excuses why I'm so fat, but they're not excuses, waaa! And god, he loves talking about himself. He is one of the most self-centered people out there. Fuck all the other nobodies, they are very modest compared to Boogie, at this point, sure he's not as egotistical like John Bain is, but even Bainuuu doesn't talk about himself that much.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

His cultists have some twisted perceptions. They believe he'll change so much that new fans will not recognize him in his old videos. I beat they have the Forrest Gump theme playing in their heads whenever they think about St. Boogie.

Looks like he's still alive

*insert outdated Portal meme here*