Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by AdorableOtter » Mon May 01, 2017 3:44 pm

Splooner's Fallout2 Fuckwire

Long story long, Sploony built a negociator type character (
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Image it's not THAT bad, but it totally sucks at combat in early game
) but decided to charge against enemies and act like a retard in combat because "I love to fight," as a result he had a huge trouble in early hostile encounters.

His cuck fans generously recommended him to avoid combat and utilize the speech skill instead, because that way you don't have to die hundreds of times and save/load scam like a retard.
But of course, king Spoopy freaked out because "I don't fucking care."

TL;DR
Spooner acts like a retard -> Fans beg him to stop -> TRIGGERED

It seems this had happened months before Cuckson descended from the hentai realm. Cuckson was a godsend he prolonged Spooper's Streaming carrier for 1~2 years by banning everyone except for autistic ass-kissing cucks.

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He somehow managed to keep streaming in complete silence. Verdict : He hates everything. He's such a bullshit fake bitch poser, he knows nothing about classic PC games. He's just good at Wikipedia-fu. It's no wonder he was kicked out of KotDT.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon May 01, 2017 3:48 pm

Lol, he's like the Sharknado to DSP's The Room in the way he intentionally fucked this up.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by AdorableOtter » Mon May 01, 2017 4:04 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon May 01, 2017 3:48 pm
Lol, he's like the Sharknado to DSP's The Room in the way he intentionally fucked this up.
wut

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon May 01, 2017 4:23 pm

>Makes diplomat character
>Plays him like a warrior because "Hur dur I love to fight"
>Get's triggered when viewers are a bit miffed at his unfitting playstyle
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Chippah » Mon May 01, 2017 5:39 pm

Well, looks like his Patreon is down to $739

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

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Still to high

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon May 01, 2017 6:35 pm

I wonder by how much it'll drop if Cuckson finally snaps. That's gotta be at least $200.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by wildmage » Mon May 01, 2017 6:45 pm

That Fallout 2 stream had me reeeing with rage. Seriously, when I think that spoony can no longer provoke me in any kind of way, he finds new ways to piss me off.

It's pretty much my favourite game and having his bitch-ass co-opting it makes my blood boil. How can he be so deluded as to think that whatever comes from his ass will either be 100% leet no scope kills or 100000% comedic genius.

This is insane. Death or rehab, but put him out of his misery already.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Chippah » Mon May 01, 2017 7:09 pm

Didn't notice before that his store was down. Makes sense. He probably couldn't even be bothered to run to UPS to ship out a Final Fantasy VIII Sucks shirt.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by cernex » Mon May 01, 2017 7:32 pm

Chippah wrote:
Mon May 01, 2017 7:09 pm
Didn't notice before that his store was down. Makes sense. He probably couldn't even be bothered to run to UPS to ship out a Final Fantasy VIII Sucks shirt.
He's probably too "depressed" to run a store by this point... :lol:
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