Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Always considered Melvin to be Doge's true masterpiece. Glad to hear Hollywood agrees with my fine taste.

[Kugelfisch]

Melvin, brother of the Joker is an official DC character now?

I thought he always was. Or he is his cousin in the comics. Something like that.

[pibbs]

Nice story. Drunken whore.

[Kugelfisch]

One year sober? Aren't beetus fatties supposed to not drink anyway?
That's like a lifelong asthmatic eventually telling you they stopped smoking two packs a day for a few months.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Beetus fatties never follow the rules. That's why they have beetus. And are fatties.

>environmentalist Poison Ivy

Next your telling me that the Riddler loves riddles.

[Ghost of Norm McD]

Nice story. Drunken whore.

Why that character? Why not one closer to her actual body type, like The Penguin?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Poison Ivy is one of the most famous "sexy" DC characters who is still allowed to be sexy because she's lesbian - or "queer", as they like to say these days.

[McGinnis]

Poison Ivy is one of the most famous "sexy" DC characters who is still allowed to be sexy because she's lesbian

She's not a lesbian. Or at least, she's not supposed to be, I can't speak to what these glorified fanfiction writers have done with the character in recent years.

She's just your bog standard femme fatale. All men want to fuck her but if they ever did they'd die because she's literally poison. Wouldn't really work if they'd reinvented her as some 400 pound landwhale

[Le Redditeur]

Chantal can get multiple black and brown men, plus at least one white sissy cuck, to want to (or actually do) fuck her, I don't see why comics landwhales couldn't do the same.

[McGinnis]

Because we kind of assume that comic book superheroes, who are supposed to be well built and handsome, are supposed to have, y'know, standards