Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

[Guest]

Discipline? Healthy diet? Lifting weights?

No, none of that here.

Save you niggers a click

Step 1: MUH APPLE WATCH

Step 2: MUH RING FIT SOYVENTURE

Step 3: Biking

Is that his daughter? She's a little too cute to be hanging out with an old chode in game stores.

[Guest]

Is that his daughter? She's a little too cute to be hanging out with an old chode in game stores.

If you mean the one in the thumbnail for the Seattle game store, then no. She is one of the owners of that game store.

[mad bum]

That pink gorilla bitch is a jungle bunny.

[rabidtictac]

Save you niggers a click

Step 1: MUH APPLE WATCH

Step 2: MUH RING FIT SOYVENTURE

Step 3: Biking

>I'm gonna lose weight guys
>fad diet watch
>fad video game thing using a gay peripheral

No mention of diet, then? Guess nobody ever told him abs are made in the kitchen. Biking is fine, but it can be dangerous depending where you live. I still think it's lame to hang your hopes for weight loss on some external "thing," like a bike or a shitty macbook watch, rather than self-control and regular exercise of all kinds. People who buy a weight loss "product" and expect to lose weight solely using that tend to end up throwing it in a corner of their house or garage and forgetting about it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

INs making big announcements about starting a diet generally already get their endorphine full from the announcement itself.
I expect him to bloat up instead.

[Guest]

He is getting fatter lol

[da PAC Nigguh]

How the fuck can there even be that many Switch games?

[Moe Bitches]

He could've done what that legend who bought a shit ton of Rosalina amiibos and gotten a couple of the same copies.

[Guest]

>Soy thumbnail
>MUH VIDEO GAME PRICES
>Free advertising for his seattle friends
>Collects 360/PS3 now and laments on the market he helped ruin

Wife material right there!

I never told anyone I was on a diet. When I lost weight I just showed up thinner and pretended nothing had changed. Girl in the thumbnail is making part of me seriously chubby, though!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How the fuck can there even be that many Switch games?

I assume most of them are shovelware, limited physical releases of indie games, and a shitload of ports from ancient Wii and PC games.