Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:30 am

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Now he is just copying the bible reloaded without shame or credit. Jake and Hugo did this shit way better.

Another Christian video so soon? Is Brad having a Dave Willis moment?
Well he's gonna rake that money in. Sure he could've made just one video talking about a list of crappy christian mascots, but nope.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:40 am

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I feel bad for anyone who bought the DVD for that scene alone, Brad shot it in 20p
No kidding. I've seen sharper footage from a Gameboy Camera.
He's building up for the next IndieGogo so he can hire Greg Lansky as his cinematographer.
lmao, it would work out. They're both douchebags and I'm sure Brad also likes BBC.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kama » Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:06 am

Brad should have a vs movie with Bible Man where he plays his evil arch nemesis Atheist Man.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Kama wrote:
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Brad should have a vs movie with Bible Man where he plays his evil arch nemesis Atheist Man.
Fedora Man. Pity Linkara isn't allowed to talk to him anymore, Brad could be even more of a cheapskate and borrow the hat from him.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by MrPopperBanks » Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:48 am

There are so many new bad direct-to-dvd movies out there he could review that are far more relevant than thirty year old shit that the pudgy duo already covered.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kojak Norseman » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:13 am

MrPopperBanks wrote:
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There are so many new bad direct-to-dvd movies out there he could review that are far more relevant than thirty year old shit that the pudgy duo already covered.
That's one of the reasons why so many of his episodes suck now. Instead of mocking exploitation movies that are full of crazy so-bad-it's-good moments, he riffs on boring dramas or kiddie flicks that give him nothing to work with. He might as well riff on day time soap operas or something equally tepid and forgettable.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:52 pm

He's clearly completely out of ideas and just hopes that lightning strikes twice.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:53 pm

Kama wrote:
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Brad should have a vs movie with Bible Man where he plays his evil arch nemesis Atheist Man.
I remember Brad used to always say he wasn’t an atheist, which I have a hard time believing.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:01 pm

Old Black Man wrote:
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Brad should have a vs movie with Bible Man where he plays his evil arch nemesis Atheist Man.
I remember Brad used to always say he wasn’t an atheist, which I have a hard time believing.
Very likely one of those "Actually, I'm agnostic!" faggots. The worst kind of person. Agnosticism is nothing but intellectual dishonesty covered by smugness.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:58 pm

Kojak Norseman wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:13 am
MrPopperBanks wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:48 am
There are so many new bad direct-to-dvd movies out there he could review that are far more relevant than thirty year old shit that the pudgy duo already covered.
That's one of the reasons why so many of his episodes suck now. Instead of mocking exploitation movies that are full of crazy so-bad-it's-good moments, he riffs on boring dramas or kiddie flicks that give him nothing to work with. He might as well riff on day time soap operas or something equally tepid and forgettable.
yeah like his Windy City review. The only really memorable thing about it is the Because Fuck Sal joke because he reuses it a lot. And that fact that at the beginning he basically said that he has nothing to work with and it's going to be a slog to sit through.

In the comment section there's a guy who posts a theory about how Sal had AIDS (this movie was made in the 80's) and that was way more interesting than Brad's review.
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