Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:12 pm

She's vanilla. I don't know what she's doing now but Brad ultimately lost someone who's his type. If he failed with Jillian he'll certainly fail the next marriage. If I was married I'd instantly drop the Cinema Snob shit as an income and try and land myself a respectable job.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Whybother » Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:23 pm

He lost someone who's his type? Wasn't it established that he barely knew her at all when he propsed? Like all 3 or 4 of the women we know he's proposed to? If that is indeed the case Unless his "type" is purely and simply "fat girls with fat girl big boobs" it's hard to really say she fit the bill.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:32 pm

His type might be "someone who kinda likes me".

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Whybother » Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:36 pm

Brad's a classic child of divorced parents. His parents divorce fucked his head to the point that he seems to go through his whole life needy and desperate, and thus he'll marry anything that'll have sex with him.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:14 pm

Whybother wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:23 pm
He lost someone who's his type? Wasn't it established that he barely knew her at all when he propsed? Like all 3 or 4 of the women we know he's proposed to? If that is indeed the case Unless his "type" is purely and simply "fat girls with fat girl big boobs" it's hard to really say she fit the bill.
She's was a slightly overweight average looking woman into animu and didn't have huge expectations other than DVDs and nerd shirts. I'd say that fits Brad perfectly because he'll never please any girl beyond that.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Whybother » Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:20 pm

Brad doesn't like anime like at all from what I remember and she was at least 40 to 60 pounds heavier than anybody else we've seen brad date. And this:
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Is a fat girl. Not slightly overweight, not average, fat. She wasn't like Boogie obese or anything... but she is (or at least was, I haven't seen her in years) fat.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Pumpkin Man » Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:28 pm

Whybother wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:20 pm
Brad doesn't like anime like at all from what I remember and she was at least 40 to 60 pounds heavier than anybody else we've seen brad date. And this:
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Is a fat girl. Not slightly overweight, not average, fat. She wasn't like Boogie obese or anything... but she is (or at least was, I haven't seen her in years) fat.
HAhaha :lol: yeah she was fat and I never got why people would masturbate about her in his video comments. I kept having to rewatch the video trying to see what they were talking about because all I saw was a woman that needed to put the cakes and pies away. Her and Slutty Sara's chin disappearing into more into her neck every video.
DHI Faggots pout and get mad because I tell them like it is then they have the nerve to call me a Pussy :roll: I'm not the one getting emotional over the truth. You fuckers need a real hobby outside masturbating on the internet to internet nobodies.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Whybother » Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:36 pm

People masturbated to her because apparently they don't know the difference between a woman with a nice rack...and fat chicks.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:29 pm

Whybother wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:20 pm
Brad doesn't like anime like at all from what I remember and she was at least 40 to 60 pounds heavier than anybody else we've seen brad date.
Probably would've looked at some sleazy OVA or an actual hentai by now if he was into it. Though I guess that is/was Bennett's shtick?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by PsychoFan » Sat Jul 22, 2017 10:52 pm

Whybother wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:36 pm
People masturbated to her because apparently they don't know the difference between a woman with a nice rack...and fat chicks.
Did she murder somebody you cared about? Geez you have this huge vendetta to prove to everyone that you suppose to hate her.

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