Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

[mad bum]

He's a middle aged man living a very comfortable life, of course he's chubbier. Remember that post with him saying he edits like 35 hours a week? What a joke.

[rabidtictac]

He's way fatter now than he used to be. No question.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Clothing size is the one area where INs experience a steady growth.

[Guest]

Between gaining weight and growing out his beard, Metal Jesus Cocks over here is starting to look a lot like a domesticated and shave bigfoot.

[Guest]

Is this actually gonna be a good video for once?

[mad bum]

They stopped making the PS1 classic, all the tards saying "I'll wait for $5 lol" sure regret not buying the bottom at $20.

[rabidtictac]

There's a 73-video playist on MetalJesusCucks' channel when you search hidden jems.

Time for another round-up!



Heroes of Ruin

Looks fucking awful. A shitty diablo clone. I can see it has shitty touch screen menus too.

Gunvolt

Not hidden. Made by the guys who made Mega Man Zero and doesn't seem as good. Gunvolt 2 looks alright though.

Pac-Man and Galaga Dimensions

Hidden GEM? HIDDEN? PAC-Man? It's fucking Pac-man and Galaga. How many ports has pac-man had? Galaga? You call this shit hidden? You fucking hack. It includes the original games, as well as an XBLA pac-man game that ALSO is not hidden. Pac-Man Tilt looks like a shit version of LocoRoco.

Ghost Recon: Shadow Wars

This game gets recommended as one of the only tactics games for the 3ds all the time. I also don't consider tom clancy shit to be hidden.

James Noir's Hollywood Crimes

Looks awful. It's a shitty FMV game. At least this one counts as hidden. He even says in the video the game isn't that good.

Pilotwings Resort

Ugh, pilotwings. I'll give this a pass since it's been forgotten and some people might enjoy it.

Frogger 3d

I hate all forms of Frogger. I find the basic gameplay loop to be both boring and annoying. This game is just frogger with some shitty 3d visuals in 240p on portable. Also, how is Frogger hidden?

Crosswords Plus

This isn't even a video game. For shame. MetalJesusSucks should apologize for shilling non-games on his video game channel. Now he's just taking the piss.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Gunvolt 1 - or at least the translation - has a tranny boss whose pronouns the protagonist respects for some reason.

[Kugelfisch]

They stopped making the PS1 classic, all the tards saying "I'll wait for $5 lol" sure regret not buying the bottom at $20.

Everyone who bought one for any price is a tard.

[Salmonella]

They stopped making the PS1 classic, all the tards saying "I'll wait for $5 lol" sure regret not buying the bottom at $20.

I was actually considering it when they were dirt cheap but my gamestop guy pretty much talked me out of it. Should I pick one up for $30? I'd mostly be interested in hacking it to play games that aren't included in it.


I don't get how all of these guys are getting the Turbo mini since last I heard it had been delayed due to Corona.