DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[da PAC Nigguh]

CASE IN POINT:

This guy absolutely disgusts me. He's just outright lying and doesn't care. He brings in shitloads and still whines about being broke so he can sucker more tips. A kid from a poor household could steal his mom's credit card and give Phil her last $20 and pigroach would be completely okay with it and honestly believe he needs it more than they do.

[Deckard]

CASE IN POINT:

This kind of shit drives me fucking nuts. I've worked in the collections industry for years and have dealt with thousands of people like DSP.

You can't out-earn fiscal ignorance. It doesn't matter if someone donated a million dollars to him today. Tomorrow he'd be back online crying about how his house is about to be foreclosed. It's the reason why we always try to set up payment due dates to coincide with paydays, because the minute the money hits their pocket, it's as good as spent.

I could absolutely believe that he's broke. You wouldn't believe how many doctors and lawyers that comfortably bring in 5 figures a month file for chapter 7 bankruptcy.

[rabidtictac]

DSP makes doctor/lawyer money tbh. And you gotta figure he made 2-3x what he makes now, back in the machinima days when they were paying him more than his channel earned in adbucks.

[Cuckson]

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He is a real gamer alright.

Wait, SFV? Never mind... (also I think he might be hoping that someone somehow donates him a super turbo internet connection)

And dem begging tweets. He's either the most shameless begger out there, or the most incompetent at handling money.

I'm already hearing that Tut supposedly has IRL shit he has to go do, so he won't be around to whale for a while.

IRL shit = going to jail for whatever the fuck he did to get all that cash?

[Kama]

So is Phil like the Simpsons yet where every season gets worse than the last?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That would require him to have been "better" at some point in the past.

[Kugelfisch]

DSP makes doctor/lawyer money tbh. And you gotta figure he made 2-3x what he makes now, back in the machinima days when they were paying him more than his channel earned in adbucks.

Yet I think that Deckard is right on the money. DarkSydePolack worked for a loan shark, quit his job there and took a loan at that company to go to EVO. He's the kind of idiot to get a CC in the mail with a 5k credit limit and spends it all, thinking he was gifted that money. What he earns, he spends and then some.
He won't foreclose any time soon and he's not "literally out of money" as he claims, of course. But he very much needs that constant stream of gibs by his paypiggies.

[rabidtictac]

Phil's SFV session has been MANUALLY REVIEWED and determined to be NOT SUITABLE for monetization

RIP SFV. Thanks, cuck, for buying him all the characters that he'll now never use. Ayyy lmao I guess the salt and toxic commentary was too much for youtube and they noped the fuck out.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Lol, he better hope they don't manual review his other stuff, or they might just decide his entire content is haram for monetization.