Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Pepsi Man]

I don't know who to believe here.

Real talk:
I was in a relationship that she's describing. By that I mean I was the guy and she would have been my ex, at the time. Everyone heard this story and heard the part where her mother was going to accuse me of statutory rape and everything.

The kicker? When you looked just slightly further below the hood she was working schemes behind the scenes (and no, I'm not joking) to push tons of my friends away and cause her parents to believe that I was, basically, raping her every time we went to my house to hang out and watch movies and stuff. I only started figuring out something was off when her dance team friend was in a class with me and said that I was nothing like what she heard from my girlfriend.

[Guest]

You should have just stayed a virgin. But even virgins aren't safe anymore, when Cuntpa goes after Failous you'll know all those years of jacking to cartoons didn't protect you from their grasp.

Huh, so he's a wizard. A shame he uses his wizardry for nothing but hotglueing his ´Fembusters toys.

Please, Failous would only save his seed for Peter Venkmann, but ONLY the Lorenzo Music Peter Venkmann.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

About the only thing I take issue with, in her whole twitter rant, is him being upset that she was, "funnier," than him.

First off-- [citation needed]
Second off-- a person who is truly funny can play off of others jokes in order to keep the laughter going. Otherwise it sounds like she just had better one liners than him and he didn't like that.

Uh-oh, Spaghetti-Os.

If only you had been smart enough to make that "Change the Channel" thing into a video so people would watch it and give you ad views.

She's turning into Spoony. I mean, why go through the effort of turning on your camera if you can just tweet away?

[Tony Schiavone]

Sounds like you people want manhood to be a law. If you can enforce conscription and military service in your country, you can pass a law requiring state-mandated prostitution visits by age 19.

[pibbs]

If only you had been smart enough to make that "Change the Channel" thing into a video so people would watch it and give you ad views.

More people see her stuff on Twitter. She used that as a marketing gimmick to advertise her YouTube channel. It sort of worked. She got hundreds new subs, but no real bump in views. It's hysterically tragic in it's patheticness.

[Guest]

She can't rake in the views until she makes a product worth watching, and that just isn't gonna happen.

[RAPEMAN]

She somehow pays for food, toys and an apartment. Somehow.

[Guest]

I don't know who to believe here. Do I believe a christfag who probably did want to rape and abuse poor grandma lupa (gender dynamics were different back in the 1600s,) or do I believe the harpy who has perpetually lied and exaggerated about her former co-workers at CA, just so all the attention would be on her? Do I believe the bitch who lost a rape accusation in her emails until it was convenient for them to exploit the story?

Did somebody ask her about this or is she just talking into the wind or something hoping someone cares?

[Boogie's Panniculus]

She somehow pays for food, toys and an apartment. Somehow.

Thirst

[GuestWrong]

God
Give us back Hannah Minx and you can take this poopa broad.
kthxbye